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Assistant Zionist Internet Spy. Official Member: Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Bumfuct Egypt
Joined June 2009
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Darth Odie retweeted
"Voyager 1, an 1,818-lb machine, left Earth’s surface at 8:56 AM Eastern on Sept. 5, 1976 It’s been streaking farther away every moment since, all the time that 190 million American babies were conceived and born. Now it's almost 17 billion miles away, takes a radio signal 24 hrs to come home..." redstate.com/andrewmalcolm/2…
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LKFAO ..
🚨 Breaking: An Iranian hypersonic missile shoots down an American satellite! 🚀💥🔥🇮🇷🇺🇸
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TJHS HAS GONE VIRAL! 🐾 3.1 MILLION VIEWS AND COUNTING! TJHS senior Layla Clark and the TJHS Marching Band are taking the internet by storm! What an incredible spotlight on our Jaguars! Watch the viral performance!
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Darth Odie retweeted
Oh my gosh, @WTeach2 reminded me of something I hadn't thought of in years. My blog (and his) was literally banned in India! Yes, the entire country. I blame the blasphemers @darthodius And @JawaVinnie . Good times. Good times. How's that working out for you India?
I feel like everyone is stealing my schtick. Reminder: the My Pet Jawa blog was started 20 years ago!
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Darth Odie retweeted
RIP Patrick Stewart. May the force be with you, always. You will be missed. Nanu nanu.
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The modern playbook for the road to serfdom with apologies to Hayek. 1 - vote in Democratic Socialists who claim they will get the trains to run on time 2 - trains don't run on time 3 - Democratic socialist run trains literally kill the voters who voted for them 4 - blame capitalism 5 - burn down the train station in a protest against capitalism 7 - vote Democratic socialist so the trains will run on time Protests erupt in Spain after train crash kills dozens nbcnews.com/world/spain/spai…
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Darth Odie retweeted
Me trying to explain to a Trekkie why Star Trek is science fiction but Star Wars is science fact.
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Ironic too considering his big speech that made him president at the D convetion. I watched it. I did he'll be president. It was his peak unfortunately.
Arsonist complains about smoke from fire he set.
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Sandcrawler Fact: the least secure thing in your home is your GF.
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Darth Odie retweeted
The Palestinians want to kill Jews because of deranged religious views that killing Jews is good. The idea that it’s about “colonialism” or something is the West trying to put things in terms it can understand because they can’t deal with the simplicity of evil.
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Not herding cats anymore. it's cool AF.
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Darth Odie retweeted
"Your drug test includes a flower, and flowers are from the Creator. If your test says I smoked a flower, you are saying I can't be your slave?" Pretty sure I won't get a call back
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Sounds like Rusty's playing catcher.
Not gonna need Viagra tonight.
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Darth Odie retweeted
I have questions.
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER. WOW.
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Darth Odie retweeted
Hell could be a 5-star resort and it would be turned into a lake of fire and torment by the people who go there
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Breaking! World trembles as Lux9mbetg appears poised to acquire a thermonuclear weapon! Eleventy!
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Wonderful. Councilor. The Mighty God. The Everlasting Father. The prince of Peace! And the government shall be upon his shoulders! And the government shall be upon his shoulders!!
What is your favorite title for Jesus Christ?
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In defense of the street, it did say NO TRUCKS.
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