@datchguy_x

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ARAT HOSSEINI, the next generation Messi. A thread 🧵
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SHOW ME A VIDEO OF VIDAL HAVING HIS PENALTY SAVED, AND I’LL DELETE MY ACCOUNT. 😭💀
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The day Lionel Messi gifted us a pass so enigmatic that no one has yet found the key 🤯
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LaLiga Puls🚨
@LaLigaPulsOct 25
SZCZĘSNY AFTER FIVE PACKS OF CIGARETTES AND SOME WATER 😭🚬💀
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@LaLigaPulsOct 25
“Best SZCZĘSNY moment in Barcelona”
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The day messi told real madrid fans: “remember this jersey for the rest of your life.” 🥶
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“One el clásico. one messi show”
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The day Lionel Messi gifted us a pass so enigmatic that no one has yet found the key 🤯
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@datchguy_xOct 24
MOURINHO’S REACTION TO RONALDO’S LAST-MINUTE WINNER 😭🤯😳
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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Michael Olise🇫🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Lionel Messi🇦🇷.….. love
Football Universe 🗞️
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🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE ⏳ 1 DAYS TO GO!
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JOAN GARCÍA IS NOT HUMAN, THAT SAVE IS OUTRAGEOUS 😭🧤🤯
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“The most mentally ill goalkeeper I’ve ever seen”
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17 years old Lamine Yamal 👽💎
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LIONEL MESSI (39) IS STILL PLAYING AT BALLON D’OR LEVEL IN 2026. 🇦🇷🤯
Football Universe 🗞️
@footballuniverXOct 25
“39 YEARS OLD, STILL GOAT LEVEL. 👑”
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Football federation should investigate this with immediate effect. 👀
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MOURINHO’S REACTION TO RONALDO’S LAST-MINUTE WINNER 😭🤯😳
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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Lionel Messi🇦🇷 (565pts) 5. Michael Olise🇫🇷 (684pts) 4. Rodri 🇪🇸.….. love
Football Universe 🗞️
@footballuniverXOct 24
🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE ⏳ 2 DAYS TO GO!
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🚨 Ballon D’Or Power Ranking (Top 10) 10. Jude Bellingham🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿(385pts) 9. Osumane Dembele🇫🇷(448pts) 8. K. Kvaratskhellia🇬🇪(487pts) 7. Vitinha🇵🇹 (527pts) 6. Lionel Messi🇦🇷 (565pts) 5. Rodri 🇪🇸(684pts) 4. Michael Olise🇫🇷.….. love
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@footballuniverXOct 23
🚨 BALLON D’OR UPDATE ⏳ 3 DAYS TO GO!
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🏆 HARRY KANE vs LAMINE YAMAL — BALLON D’OR 2026 DEBATE! 🤯🔥 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿HARRY KANE | 2025/26 🏟️ CLUB STATS: ⚽ 61 goals 🎯 7 assists 🔥 68 goal contributions 🏆 Bundesliga 🏆 DFB-Pokal 🏆 German Super Cup 🥇 European Golden Shoe 🌍 2026 WORLD CUP: ⚽ 6 goals 🎯 1 assist 🏟️ 7 appearances 🥉 Third place with England 🇪🇸LAMINE YAMAL | 2025/26 🏟️ CLUB STATS: ⚽ 24 goals 🎯 17 assists 🔥 41 goal contributions 🏆 La Liga champions 🏆 La Liga highest assist 🏆 La Liga player of the season 🌍 2026 WORLD CUP: ⚽ 1 goal 🎯 0 assists 🏟️ 8 appearances 🏆 WORLD CUP WINNER WITH SPAIN! 👑 KANE: 73 goals and 8 assists for club and country, including 6 goals at the World Cup. 🌟 YAMAL: 25 goals and 17 assists for club and country, plus a World Cup winner’s medal. TWO SUPERSTARS. TWO DIFFERENT CASES. WHO DESERVES THE 2026 BALLON D’OR? 🏆
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LAMINE YAMAL’S 2026/27 SEASON SO FAR 🤯🇪🇸 🏟️ 12 appearances ⚽ 10 goals 🎯 10 assists 🔥 20 goal contributions THE BEST RIGHT WINGER IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW? 🥶🐐
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Bruv, João Cancelo is a better 1v1 dribbler than Most Wingers. 😭
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El clásico at its absolute PEAK. football will never be the same. 🥶🔥💀
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🚨 HANSI FLICK’S RECORD AGAINST REAL MADRID AS BARCELONA MANAGER: 🏟️ Matches: 7 ✅ Wins: 6 🤝 Draws: 0 ❌ Losses: 1 ⚽ Goals scored: 23 🥅 Goals conceded: 14 🏆 Trophies won against Madrid: 4 • 4-0 win at the Bernabéu • 5-2 win in the Spanish Super Cup • 3-2 win in the Copa del Rey final • 4-3 victory in La Liga • 3-2 win in the Spanish Super Cup final (2026) Hansi Flick has won 6 of his first 7 El Clásicos, establishing Barcelona’s dominance in the rivalry under his management. 🤯🔵🔴
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Bruv, João Cancelo is a better 1v1 dribbler than Most Wingers. 😭
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