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That “welcome to Derry” episode was pretty cringey to be honest, and didn’t really seem to progress the story any

That dog wasn’t so shaggy

Man I shouldn’t have had candy and beer for dinner last night 🤢

I started writing a dumb tweet about daylight saving time but I deleted it because I care about you all

I had a lot of fun in my head, imagining the sequence of events that led to this

I’m not sure if there’s a correlation, but it was a rainy Halloween and also I had almost no teenagers knocking on my door Not that I mind the teenagers but it led to a greater distribution of candy to the grade school kids

With the trick or treating over I ate a gummy. And I was watching this football game but it ended, and then this minions movie came on and man I am enjoying this vibe

I bought this house 18 years ago and quickly learned my neighborhood is perfect for trick or treating Relatively largish homes on very small lots, so a short distance between doorbells And lots of young families so lots of people out, it’s the most social we all are really

This is the second college football score I’ve noticed that ended with this, it’s a weirdly pleasing thing how it comes to exactly 100 points I’d crack a joke about bad defenses but my Sooners took the day off on that today

Okay 9:30 is time to turn the lights out Lots of dinosaurs this year. Usual marvel heroes and villains. I think my favorite was a Ray Stantz, his proton pack was his school backpack with a stay puff plushie hanging from it Wayyyy too much candy left

I was 12 when this aired, it’s one of only 2 THoH episodes that aired on Halloween I think I remember me and my friends watching it before going out. It was a huge hit of course I think we played Castlevania III afterward

Okay is it just me or is it weird to have your trick or treating kids hand out business cards for their dad’s roofing business

Been raining all day so the trick or treaters who do show up are getting candy by the fistful

When Simon Belmont was this smug asshole

I’m wired and watching this really late college football game How in this world is Sacramento state in the mid American conference Most of those schools are within a short and scenic bus drive of one another

Every time I see one of these 1950s funny pages

Gotta remember to visit the dispensary tomorrow to buy a shit load of expensive and highly potent edibles to give out to the children tomorrow, as one does