Future member of The Finer Things Club. Only use organic Wi-Fi

Joined April 2009
The past 9 years I’ve thought Michael Scott was my friend. Until tonight 👌🏽🤔 – at Queens, NY
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And my kids future fortune. LFG 😅🙌🏼
My entire net worth is in this guys hands. 😂
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I got my $200. I’ve paid $2,820 in just electricity this year. So I got 7% off the total. 7% is what a restaurant gives you when you complain the food is cold or wasn’t good. It’s enough to get you to not leave a bad review but not enough to prevent you from telling your friends the meal sucked.
Energy rebate checks are on their way to 8.2 million households across New York. I know how frustrating it is to open your utility bill and see the costs keep climbing. New Yorkers deserve some breathing room, and we’re putting money back in your pockets to help.
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To make it worse, they aren’t even getting a ring. It’s common for some/most employees to get a ring(simplified version) but he ran a phishing campaign and not giving them a ring ☠️
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees. Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns." (via @joevardon)
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IRS: Did you lie on your taxes? Me: Not to my knowledge.
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Milwaukee Brewers meeting their Timeless Ticket holders
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David retweeted
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Bo Nix is not the guy. There are a dozen other QBs that can do enough so the defense can win games for the team. Time for the Broncos to start thinking about other options.
Ryan Fitzpatrick WENT OFF on Bo Nix 😭 “It’s almost disrespectful to the quarterback position how he’s playing football”
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Murder by Community Notes 💀 LFG
WHERE YOU AT BREWERS FANS?? YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SILENT ALL OF A SUDDEN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡😂🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤡🤣
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Brewers fans made a lot of noise when they advanced to the World Series after sweeping the Dodgers espn.com/mlb/story/_/id…
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Bo Nix owes that win to the defense. Like most of his wins, without multiple interceptions or a defensive pick 6 the Broncos lose a majority of their games.
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David retweeted
The Dodgers have been swept by the Brewers and are eliminated from the 2026 MLB postseason.
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The new Tesla Roadster 🤯 @Kalshi, which YouTuber will be the first to use FlipMode in Times Square? Set the odds. FlipMode is ™ by @bjellus23 🔒😅
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I’m all checked in for the Roadster event! These are the two things they gave me. What does it Mean?
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Replying to @CBHeresy @SenWarren
*notes to buy more McCormick spices*
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Milwaukee with the moon shots ☄️ Send the dodgers to Cancun 🙌🏼
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Tokyo has almost zero public trash cans. Not in the subway stations. Not on the sidewalks. Not in the parks. Yet you can walk five miles through a city of 14 million people and not find a single discarded coffee cup. In New York, Paris, or London, removing trash cans produces a landfill within four hours. In 1995, Tokyo removed its public bins after a domestic terror attack. The city never put them back. Why didn’t the streets drown in filth? Because in this country, a child is taught from age three: "Your trash belongs to you. Take it home in your pocket." They didn’t solve cleanliness by hiring an army of sweepers. They solved it by raising 120 million people who refuse to make their mess someone else's burden.
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good morning to everyone except for the people it’s not morning for
good night to everyone except for the people its not night for
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JUST IN 🚨: Broncos vs. Chargers has reportedly been flexed to Saturday at 3:00am on Discovery Channel in hopes of either offense finally discovering how to score some points.
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Welcome to the party Apple. We’ve been waiting about a decade for you to do something like that.
APPLE IS ABOUT TO LAUNCH A DOORBELL Apple’s $AAPL upcoming push into smart home devices will include a doorbell, thermostat and other accessories developed through a partnership with LG Electronics The products will be part of an ecosystem of devices that work with Apple’s new smart home products - Bloomberg
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Come on Diaz. Blow this NLDS game.
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Long live the PB&J cookie. One of the goat cookies to ever be baked.
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