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late era social media user

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2008
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I'm so excited to share my short story THIS, BUT AGAIN, out today from #FutureTenseFiction. It's about love, regret, fate, and a computer glitch that changes the world. I'm very proud of it and I think you'll like it. Please read!
In June's Future Tense Fiction story, @davidiserson imagines life as an endlessly looped computer simulationβ€”and asks whether it's a gift or a curse to know what comes next. slate.com/technology/2022/06…
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Uncovering the truth isn't easy. #PONIES arrives January 15 on Peacock.
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A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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I can’t stress how important it will be for my daughters to grow up getting to see someone who looks like them in the White House. Ella Emhoff.
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Take it from me: These guys don’t know anything about family values. Family values means protecting IVF, feeding children, and expanding the Child Tax Credit to give families a fair shot. It means helping your neighbors and investing in kids.
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Holy smokes I cannot stress this enough, this is one of my FAV movies. It’s the best pick me up, gives me a good chuckle (& a lil cry), perfect for any kind of company, and genuinely made me excited to get into acting and writing at NYU😭β™₯️ Cheers!
Replying to @LaurieHernandez
As a gymnast from central New Jersey, you are exactly who we made Spy Who Dumped Me for.
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This is what the floor next to my nightstand looks like
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We approve this message
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It’s getting weird...
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An actual hero. This is what America First looks like when it’s a lived ethos, rather than a mask for narcissism and ambition.
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Do we even need a president actually
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Me when my parents ask me what I’m working on
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There was a guy on the airplane fast forwarding through the movie Pixels just to the romantic scene
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As close as you can get to 100 without going over
BREAKING: Bob Barker, longtime host of 'The Price Is Right,' has died at the age of 99, according to his publicist. nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-…
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Growing up in New Jersey this was the kind of thing your dad would say unsolicited at the dinner table
Replying to @elonmusk
Everything done will pay respect to the past and present of Italy
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As the summer ends, the boys, who were back in town, begin dispersing to return to their jobs as school district administrators
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