David Wolinsky

I blare Beach Boys music and read my mother's poetry at LAN parties AMA

RT if your industry is not an industry

making low art for high people

metafiction where the t1000 must prevent john connor from meeting and joining the red hot chili peppers as their eccentric lead guitarist

hey algorithms what should i eat for dinner and do with my life

might want to read @nodontdie tomorrow

"lol you got the name of the yellow m&m wrong i hope mensa kicked you out"

The Whiniest Bros You Know Are DYING To Have HOT Conversations With You About Their Unresolved Issues And What They Download Off Bit Torrent

Last week, gotten a few emails from folks, pissed my Patreon doesn't have more money. Just relaying the message. patreon.com/davidwolinsky?ty…

@ntabebe Also! What's your current email now man? Can you DM it to me? Had some questions I wanted to float your way about unrelated things.

Real question, no snark answers: Why do people hate nerds and geeks?

"Look, we're not going to top Animal House, but it's been 25 years. I was in a frat for 6 years. Let's just make a straight pledging movie."

The meaning of life is an in-app purchase

Every Kyuss Begins With K

I may not be as smart as you but you'll never be as dumb as me

I Have No Mouth And I Must Eat #Yogurt

@afraidtomerge They found that picture of my dad teapawt.org/markokloos/status/6922…

Supposing videogames are following Hollywood's model and trajectory, what are things the former hasn't learned from the latter's mistakes?