𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙚 ᢉ𐭩 ceo of babyzai

Childhood friends AU where Chuuya used to call Dazai “Osamu” when they were younger. Now they are in the same school after 4 years apart, but Chuuya has started to call him “Dazai” instead of “Samu” or “Osamu” — and Dazai /hates/ it.

Relationship reveal where Dazai cuts his finger with a piece of paper during a joint Agency-PM meeting — he was making paper planes out of a government doc, but no one’s surprised — and immediately reaches for Chuuya’s seat. Nakahara Chuuya, /Mafia/. Not Agency. Port Mafia.

Chuuya, fixing Dazai’s broken leg: So— what about the moments our hearts connected? Dazai: I was bluffing 🙄 C (smug): What was that about our bond :) C: And we’re fated? C: Sorry, my mistake— /indelibly/ fated D: C: ‘come back to me Chuuya’, huh? D (blushing): …shut up

2 weeks post Meursault, SKK Dazai, in Chuuya’s penthouse, brushing his teeth: I can’t believe Fyodor called our bond shallow C, still half asleep: huh? D, over breakfast: How dare he C: Osamu, let it go D: SEVEN years C: I know D: I get annoyed every time I think about it

Ok but Chuuya who can’t talk properly with the fake fangs because they are too big and are a legit Halloween prop Dazai: Say it again Chuuya: No fucking way D: /Please/ C: D: please 🥺 C: … C: …Ofamu Dazai: C: DO NFOT LAUF YOU BAFTAR D, softly: so cute 🥹

Dark Era SKK but Chuuya knew Dazai was alive because he kept getting Candy Crush requests Chuuya: No, Boss, I— (His phone: Mackerel sent you a friend request) C: —don’t know— (Send Mackerel a life! 🍭) C: —where Dazai might be 💀 (New Request: Help Mackerel pass level 572)