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normal guy

Nashville, TN
Joined April 2022
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If I was president I’d close our national deficit by selling advertising packages to big tobacco companies. Marlboro stealth bomber, the U.S.S NEWPORT, etc.
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life is weird man.
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paying $50 for a tank of gas while the pump plays ads for gambling companies
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Judgement day matters. ☦️
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if you're in your early 20's please take yourself seriously and go try really hard at whatever it is you think you want to do. time fucking flies and these years are so important. Don't waste your time doing dumb shit
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Christianity spread through men willing to die for the truth, not men desperate for attention.
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In case u felt like u were doing bad in life
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Some shots from AAAA today
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ALL GLORY TO GOD!!! I am very pleased to tell yall that I have earned my third Grand Master Card in USPSA! I am now a GM in Open. Now it is time to start stacking up Major Match wins, and keep climbing the mountain I have been to become the best. Thank you to all who have helped me and supported me coming this far! Couldn't have done it without some of you 🫡
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First shots with the new camera setup. A7V x 24-70 GM ii
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Theo speaks for all of us
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Surround yourself with friends, avoid empty distractions, and anything crazy or harmful you want to do just tell yourself it can wait til tomorrow, sooner or later you’ll look around and realize you’re fine and the storm has passed.
To all men who survived rock bottom, what’s one piece of advice would you give a man who feels like giving up right now?
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New nods 🤭
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Ngl getting in a relationship when things are finally going good in your life is a horrible decision
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Seek Salvation. The free gift of eternal life. ☦️
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Who’s that handsome guy
Seek Salvation. The free gift of eternal life. ☦️
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Ripping a 50k non transferable FA Colt wasn’t on my bingo list but I’m glad it happened.
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Yes
Is Mike’s Hot Honey, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and Jersey Mike’s all the same Mike?
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Mike retweeted
no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520
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I can confirm @db9mike is a THREAT
Ah yes we are gate keeping *checks notes* night vision now. Fucking Goober Group dorks.
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