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David DeLaney

@dbdatvic

follow me at your own risk me/my/mine/I cisgender for nearly 6 decades, fite me

Joined January 2017
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this is the best damn thing that has happened all day
#1 mousegirl 🇦🇺♿️🐭 (@mousegirlheart) profile picture#1 mousegirl 🇦🇺♿️🐭@mousegirlheart12 Aug 2022
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HE ATE IT! THANK YOU SCIENCE DAVE YOU LIFEHACKED MY CAT!
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... oddly enough, SFW so far
bonky (@shesbonky) profile picturebonky@shesbonky2 May 2024
crying
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context: Jen is watching B5 for the first time
Jennifer Lee Rossman (@JenLRossman) profile pictureJennifer Lee Rossman@JenLRossman26 Apr 2024
That is the most great aunt Rita's kitchen colored microscope I've ever seen
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they'd be doing it for the lulz, of course and because as you levelled up you'd get better jokes, skits, and pratfalls
⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️ (@OGCrimsonJester) profile picture⚜️Crimson Jester©™⚜️@OGCrimsonJester26 Apr 2024
So one of the classes the #Gygax was talking about adding to AD&D was the Jester. Adding or removing classes, like races informed something about the world in which the game is set. Even today I try to wrap my head around an adventuring Jester. Make it make sense. #dnd
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damn this timeline in which i can understsnd this tweet at a glance
Steve the Douglas squirrel (@evilsteveve) profile pictureSteve the Douglas squirrel@evilsteveve25 Apr 2024
Trying voodoo.
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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read Lyorn on Wednesday I recognized about half the songs (my musicals gay heritage never completely expressed) and did burst out in quiet chuckling at chapter 9's then, thinking about it, realized that yes, that Is one of the classics and well deserves the homage
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i also loved the metatangling of the plots into each other and welcome the book as a well-deserved entry into Vlad's coming legacy ... we've only got Chreotha left, plus whatever book 19's gonna be (Grandfather?), right?
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the offsite thirst-trap sexpic likebots' new strategy appears to be putting a Google link, or what looks like one into their bio
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hello twitter police? yes, i've just witnessed serial MURDERS no, in the comments yes, i'll hold
Kaya (@kyylien) profile pictureKaya
@kyylien15 Apr 2024
A man at a bar mansplained Fleetwood Mac to me
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okay, @X, why is Explore suddenly saying it's beta? I did not sign up for any such test and it appears to be SERIOUSLY broken compared to Trending i want it OFF my timeline NOW
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a thread
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context: she's watching Babylon 5 for the first time she's on like episode 2 *+NO SPOILERS DAMMIT+*
Jennifer Lee Rossman (@JenLRossman) profile pictureJennifer Lee Rossman@JenLRossman15 Apr 2024
I am so sorry to share this information, but my brain just labeled this "R2-D2 penis"😭
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not, as can easily be inferred, safe for work
.:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) profile picture.:RiotGrlErin:.@RiotGrlErin13 Apr 2024
celebrities as pornhub comments: thread
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dangerously visionary thread
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i saw that HE GOT UP was trending and investigated brethrons and sistwrens, i have Learnt A Thing which i was totally unsuspecting of before
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tfw you find a midnight pals thread that's less than 10 minutes old
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new explanation in physics: a timeline snapshot
Phil Metzger (@DrPhiltill) profile picturePhil Metzger
@DrPhiltill29 Mar 2024
Here’s something I think is cool in the new papers that I linked yesterday. My research group over the years has run many, many small scale experiments where a jet digs a crater against a window so we can see into it.
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long loooong thread 🎶
Prune60 (@Prune602) profile picturePrune60@Prune60226 Mar 2024
I want to try to encapsulate the magnitude of big picture problems Russia is having. So here is a list: 1. In the wake of a terrorist attack Putin is blaming Ukraine instead of ISIS. This means that they might not be taking steps to address the actual problem
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the PLOT TWIST zomg
Alexander James (@DrunkScribe) profile pictureAlexander James@DrunkScribe24 Mar 2024
Why am I sitting in the virtual kitchen HR office today? I'm so glad you asked. Allow me to introduce Maria y Maria. Two older Nicaraguan ladies who are brilliant cooks, badass line operators, and (until today) absolute sweethearts who anyone would call 'abuela' in a heartbeat...
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oh, such a thread also check the subthreads she retweets
Lil Bit 🌈 (@LizerReal) profile pictureLil Bit 🌈@LizerReal24 Mar 2024
We're walking to the cemetery because my 9yo wants to "write down all the names of the dead people." What?! She's brought a pen and paper. No clue where this is going, but I'm gonna post updates.
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