Dan Black

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The reason Dean Ambrose is so unstable is because Seth Rollins is The Architect. #wwe #SethRollins #DeanAmbrose @WWERollins

The elimination chamber is what I call my toilet. #WWE #EliminationChamber

At #Wrestlemania a guy not even in the main event won, how can @FloydMayweather vs @MannyPacquiao top that???

Does @WadeBarrett think he's a good wrestler? Cause if so, I'm afraid I got some bad news.

Oscar News: Kane is a contender for Best Director.

FUN GAME: Before every RAW try and guess which popular wrestler @JohnCena will use to get over! #WWE

Batista is losing hair faster than he's gaining tattoos #WWE

In professional wrestling if you have an actual injury you don't wear a cast #wwe

Every PPV has an obligatory shot of @WWEDanielBryan's shoulder being examined. #wweextremerules

The @WWE Hall of Fame is the LEAST exclusive Hall of Fame.

RIP @UltimateWarrior

All is equal, The Undertaker loses his Streak and Heyman loses his ponytail. Both have been hanging around for 20 years. #WWE

Batista wore Jordans to @WrestleMania which is fitting cause his comeback felt like Jordan's return to the Wizards. @DaveBautista #WWE

Paul Giamatti should play Paul Heyman in an ECW movie. @HeymanHustle #WWE

Eat Sleep Conquer Repeat. Brock Lesnar eats right before he goes to sleep, that's why he isn't in spandex shape. #WWE @BrockLesnar

Daniel Bryan wore great Ugg Boots to Wrestlemania @WWEDanielBryan #WrestleManiaXXX

The goofiest thing in wrestling is when someone gets eliminated from the Elimination Chamber and rolls towards the exit. #WWE

Pro wrestling invented shapewear.

Hey @WWEBrayWyatt If I "follow the buzzards", wouldn't I just be walking in a circle for a while? #WWE