I saw DJ Khaled getting sushi on Miami Beach last night

There’s a famous tree stump in New Jersey named “Stumpy” that gets decorated once a month.

I tried Ethiopian food for the first time. It was good. You eat it using your hands.

I bought a new washer/dryer machine. Home Depot refused to install it for some reason. I spent 6 hours teaching myself how to install it. I feel like a proud dad.

I just voted. You should too. There are only two more weeks until voting closes.

I just watched “The Nightmare Before Christmas” (1993) for the first time in like 20 years. Beautiful artwork. Love the music. But that story is awful. Jack causes destruction, traumatizes children, and makes Santa’s job harder just because he’s bored. 6.5/10

I finally watched the movie “It” (2017) At a certain point, I started cheering for the clown, because the entire town was filled with evil children and abusive parents. 8/10 movie

I got a close up shot of blimp right now on Miami Beach #GTA6

The first person to do a DUI with a 4000 lb flying car will bring down an entire building.

I just spotted this guy on Miami Beach. #GTA6

I just saw the movie “Other Mommy” 7/10 I liked it. It wasn’t super super super scary, but I had fun.

Imagine rolling up to a Castle siege in 1125 AD with one of these.

This is my first time looking at Pokémon cards in like 15 years. Why do they design them to hurt your eyes now?

There were dolphins and whales swimming in the water near New York City. Crazy time.