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ㅤhe/it 🌧️ 20 🌈 sys tomb&co yap city i luv death stranding and birds i take pictures at @kakapoluv

Joined January 2020
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This joke is one of the few examples where slowing down/speeding up parts of the clip actually makes it funnier
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when the classes ur taking for your different majors start relating to each other
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Got 11% on a Physics test
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was animating porn but the friend group needed a dps
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396 deceased NFL players examined from 2008-2023. 93.5 percent had CTE.
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ticklish
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well...
who's cracking this game for me 🤤
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like i don't even wanna play for free
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parents suddenly being chill when ur an adult makes my blood fucking boil like. you could have been normal but only chose to do so when i was less vulnerable. how convenient for you ill tear you apart from your asshole up bro
and now i’m the angry daughter
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(keeping it casual) inconveniently, every cell of my being is bound to you and i'm at your mercy. most ardently, bless me with your kiss.
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Bryce giving the performance of a lifetime fuckkk, this hurts so much to hear.
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Found a bunch of photos from when I was hired to photograph Skid Row and they got mad because they wanted depressing photos but I made everyone look cool and nice.
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hey what. is that
just got promoted to warrior in riverclan 5/10 is the kindest verdict i can give i fear
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pondering the evolutionary function of the reclining cup dance and ouuuughh chant
ゴミを枕にいつものお友達と楽しく遊んでいますが、ご覧のとおり興奮して目がキューっとなっていてその勢いでこっち来たので逃げました ついでにかじられるのです
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"dont ask us to do thaat 🥺🥺🥺" WHY DO I STILL HAVE TO SEE GULF OF FUCKING AMERICA SOMETIMES PLEASE GO TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLL PICHAI GO TO FAWKING HELL
Donald Trump wanted to rename the Atlantic Ocean either 'Trump' or 'America' Ocean, but capitulated after speaking with Google CEO Sundar Pichai. "Oceans are different, sir. They cover really a lot of countries. Please don’t ask us to do that," Pichai reportedly said.
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Wash your mouth before talking about Jackie
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