Cycling and Magic. Former soldier, former banker, former technologist. Houdini's magic bar magician Controller of the LEL 2025 Start and Finish
Strood, South East
Joined January 2009
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Tim Decker retweeted
If you’ve spent five minutes on social media lately, you’ve probably seen Reform UK voters unironically calling themselves the "People’s Army" or "The Real Resistance." It’s a beautiful narrative. Truly inspiring. There’s just one tiny, hilarious problem.
Tim Decker retweeted
A proper full English breakfast should contain fried bread rather than hash browns.
Tim Decker retweeted
Hi Lee. He doesn’t. They didn’t, an Independant production Co did…it should have been picked up, direct heads should roll, we should appreciate a Broadcaster that actually reports on its own mistakes. It’s ours, it’s part of the fabric of being British, attacking it is pretty unpatriotic I say.
Tim Decker retweeted
Can we get this story about Farage and his dodgy tax Retweeted 10,000 times?
#NoTaxNigel #FarageOut
#FarageTheFraud
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Ant Middleton goes bust owing £1 million in tax & vat.
Instead of paying his tax bill Mr & Mrs Middleton issued themselves £3 million directors loans which they 'settled' by paying the administrator £300k.
Angela Rayner paid £40k less stamp duty than she was meant to, she's now paid in full, and provided documents showing how it happened.
An accidental underpayment versus almost £4 million of self enrichment.
The hypocritical right in all their wonderful glory.
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Tim Decker retweeted
For every retweet of this post, I will donate £1 to the @VC_and_GC_Assoc up to £50,000.
Time is running out following @I_W_M’s decision to close the Lord Ashcroft Gallery.
Visit while you still can, to honour the bravery of those who risked so much to protect our great nation.
Tim Decker retweeted
The drone guy...so hilarious...#TrumpisaNationalDisgrace #trumpFailure
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BREAKING NEWS
Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump
Tim Decker retweeted
Now this exchange in the Texas legislature is beyond disturbing, but is emblematic of a persistent tactic adopted by the the lunatic right across the country, to attempt to tag a complete falsehood as a headline for a piece of legislation in order to deliberately stir up public outrage, to draw away attention from the actual content of the bill.
This is an exemplary masterclass in the art of forensic dismantling of the false narrative by @jamestalarico, who articulates his disdain for the bill with the accuracy of a laser guided missile, which surgically destroys this clown’s argument. 💥
🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNdkY4dDo/
Tim Decker retweeted
Fish & shellfish caught in British waters will now be processed and sold into the EU without veterinary checks, eliminating huge red tape, checks, costs and delays created by Brexit.
Given that 70% of seafood caught in UK is sold in EU, this is a big win.
Ignore fibbing Farage!
Tim Decker retweeted
Labour’s “tax grab” threatens to rip apart “the very fabric of our economy” says bagless vacuum cleaner inventor Sir James Dyson and Britain’s 4th richest man. Last summer he sacked 1000 of his 3500 UK staff. He certainly ripped apart 1000 families’ economies!
Tim Decker retweeted
James Gamble (@gamble_jam54041) is Reform UK’s new councillor for Sherwood Forest, #Nottingham (@NSDCouncil).
Imagine being a councillor for a party who wants to scrap DEI but yet you train people in neurodiversity?
His training ‘Neurodiversity with James’ offers ‘Workplace Adaptations for Staff’. Sounds a lot like DEI. That's because it is.
Tim Decker retweeted
Whether you love or hate tariffs, you can't help but be impressed at the detailed policy planning, the transparency of the policy process, the credibility of Administration announcements, relentless attention to detail, flawless execution, and the thoughtful predictability that business demands.
Tim Decker retweeted
Never, in the history of publishing, has so much human misery been created by one book.
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