Some people are already spoiling this dog with too many treats <3 Irresponsible! He can't help but be a good boy and perform tricks for food. :3 You wouldn't let your new pup get too fat, right? ko-fi.com/laziestluca

Oh he "gets it" gets it

I just don't assume artists I contact are necessarily gonna dig into my media tab to look at me but uh... evidently they do 😳

Just occurred to me that last few artists I've comm'd never asked if I wanted my sona cut or uncut and it's not on my ref, then I realized they've uh... probably seen my cock here lmao...

I'm always happy to be a pillow or bed for someone

Dudes who look just like you or better will be putting themselves down all day then slide into your DMs, like if you find fat boys hot just have some self confidence, brother Rubs me the wrong way

I think the rule of thumb should be to not get any band or album tattoos unless the key member is dead

Thinking of buying some more gear, where are some of the better places to get some cool full body harnesses? 🤔

Sometimes, you learn somebody's British and a lot of things about em just start to make sense

Ooof im beached~

Happy jocktober finally, here's me after 3rd lunch ;) Now does anyone wanna buy a buck dad dinner? 😏