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arkadaşlar, Amerika’da yaşayan biri olarak soruyorum:
bu Yunus denilen futbolcu bir piç ve kimsesiz mi? çünkü bu hareketleri milyonların önünde yapmak tam bir karaktersizlik ve piçlik ister diye düşünüyorum. bu adama tokat atacak bir babası, abisi yok mu?
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart. ❤️ Thank you for the legendary performances and endless laughter. Avery Bullock will always be one of my favorites. You brought joy into our homes and lives. You’ll never be forgotten. 🖖
canceling subscriptions is the only cancel culture we can all unite behind
think about it:
if one million people cancel $50 worth of subscriptions, these mfs could lose like 17 trillion dollars. i ran the numbers.
“21:16 - Send her a PayPal request for a condom”
A perfect date night in Sweden:
19:00 - Match on Tinder, invite her to your apartment
19:30 - She arrives, proceeds directly to the bedroom
19:50 - Have intercourse in complete silence to avoid disturbing the neighbours
20:00 - Introduce yourself, learn her name, discover you both work at Spotify
20:30 - Sit on opposite ends of the Ikea sofa for 30 minutes scrolling TikTok
21:00 - She asks if you want to be "exclusive". Respond you need to ask your ex-girlfriend first because you still live together
21:15 - Shake hands goodbye
21:16 - Send her a PayPal request for a condom
22:00 - Add each other on LinkedIn and never talk again
Swedish are the most romantic nation in the world
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I’m 40. Trust me: To do great things, you must understand neuroplasticity. Mastery comes from rewiring your brain to do hard things.
started blocking all these gambling sites. soo tired of them pushing their degenerate platforms on every platform. do yourself a favor and block them all for the sake of yourself and your family. they’re worst than porn sites.
De Zerbi: “Spurs lack confidence and conditioning.”
mfr that’s your job! wtf did you do during summer camp? tottenham needs to sack his ass before he makes more excuses how he didn’t do his job
your brokest friend will buy an iPhone Duo for $2K before he gets his teeth fixed. (posted from an iPhone 11, thanks.)
the average IQ in crypto is lower than a fart. and the funny part is they all think they’re good at math.
I refuse to believe “shoshana” is a real name. I think someone stuttered trying to say “sheesh, oh nah!” after seeing their ugly baby
