That golden scepter which thou didst reject Is now an iron rod to bruise and break Thy disobedience

Joined February 2012
I'll miss summer if only for the clouds
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Hello cutie new followers, you will regret that
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“you gave oomf your number?” i’d let oomf do unspeakable things to me
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I'm coming to realize the random ebay seller will show you more care and compassion than most of the people in your life
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A glinted green-yellow leaf pirouettes away from home and strikes your eye
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Just interrupted my reading time to scroll twitter. This is permission for any of my mutuals to come explode my head
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Me interacting with my oomfs at 3am
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6 hour dark ambient Chicxulub impact simulation video to fall asleep to
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Every friday I remind my friends that it's frozen pizza friday and every friday they invent a new slur to call me
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The construction workers are catcalling me again so either my hair is getting too long or my ass looks great in these jeans
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There's NOTHING
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Taking pictures of strangers and waiting for books to arrive in the mail
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I thought the fyp was finally settling down and then it showed me two russian women chewing on broken glass. It's for me dawg it's lit
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Does anybody else sit around with the toothbrush in their mouth for 10-20 minutes until their cheeks hurt or am I an unlovable freak
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They definitely wired my brain backwards
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Guy who is visibly breaking down and hitting a new rock bottom: “im gonna go for a walk”
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Not convinced my tonsils were removed at 5 years old for any good reason, they just wanted to experiment on me
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Dreamt my room was covered in spiders which all descended as I walked through their web. I grabbed a shoe and began destroying them but every carcass produced four more until the floor was covered in a congealing mass of corpses and epigastric fluids
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