I put fireflies in my milk and honey so my farts will glow in the dark

Portland, ME
Joined November 2010
no tag on any clothing is going to save itself from my washing cycle
22
Burned through nine seasons of a show - now I'm looking for another soul mate - on netflix like tinder - swiping right - swiping right
44
Trick candles are a way to tell your child. Fuck your wish.
32
Something Else all of the dandelion’s seeds rush towards bulb by the child’s accurate suck into place take back wish
1
9
Natural Gift fresh from the ocean hard as a rock meant for the tool-users the dreamers in the dark the world is offering its pearl its muscle and shell
23
How do you tell your spouse you’re from the future and have super powers?
11
coming out of nowhere now here endowed with limitless intention refusing to die in the belly of the cosmic beast super possessed with divine unwillingness to confess the human weakness the androgynous hippopotamus snickers at the whiskers I scribble on kittens that aren’t there
20
Her blink Electric blinking Lightning flashes Covering colorful spheres Of looking glass Dream to seem In a microsecond
12
There is no non human satan
9
Amazon.com: Delightmares: 9798990853126: Gatlin, Michael S.: Books amazon.com/dp/B0D92PRHWY
8
Delightmares. The book. Is coming. Stay tuned.
29