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Derek Alford

@derek_a3

UDel alum / 716 / #GoBills

 Amherst, NY
Joined January 2016
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"What's sponge candy" "Never heard of chiavettas" "Where's buffalo? "Buffalo's a huge city right" "Buffalo, like the one in new york"
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Nolan Bianchi
@nolanbianchi23h
Budda Baker fielding trade deadline questions with a full Halloween costume on is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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POV: Me after eating something I knew would destroy my stomach but I had to have it
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Luis Vercetti
@97VercettiOct 28
when people say “who eat those nasty ass cookies?” me:
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blue@mdnaburnsOct 26
How Jay Z gonna open up the Superbowl
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KAMIL@kmlsazrOct 26
Got shooters out in Florence. They go Pugh.
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✮@istgnolimitOct 25
why are the washing machine minutes not real minutes
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DURK@durk8xnOct 24
whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u bitch
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Tekee
@TekeeeOct 24
I love saying “sounds good” at work when I don't give a fuck.
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Chad Fisher DNP
@ChadFisherOct 23
At least Patriots fans have this.
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You try to support small businesses and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich $32
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Ari🦋✨
@Ariszn12Oct 22
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Rich Luchette@richluchetteOct 18
Every time the Bills defense takes the field.
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Terrell Bernard stinks
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Hey so like what’s up with everyone’s situational awareness. It has gotten really bad. No one seems to understand anymore that there’s other people on the earth with them. Look up from your phone! People are in front or behind you.
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Pan@pangrey123Oct 7
nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you
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I’m keep it a buck. It’s the turkey
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@BeenHim16Oct 6
What’s the worst thanksgiving dish?
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conor@conor_brnOct 5
One blocked nostril and a slightly sore throat
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Kadott
@KadottttOct 5
I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product
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