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Area man.

Austin
Joined April 2007
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Watch Jerry O'Connell limp along dragging his microphone battery at the very end.
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donald trump is gonna turn over press secretaries faster than emily gilmore turns over maids
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For folks across the US: Plan B is still available over the counter. Its shelf-life is four years. Trump takes office in 19 days.
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Happy Election Day y'all. Don't sit this one out. VOTE!
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Printing our contribution to US crazy politics @galeriep98a:
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now watching the fall. mark e smith slithers on like golum and is brilliant (& yes you can eff off if you dont like the fall you are wrong).
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TRUMP • DURST 2016 - Mic America Great Again!
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RT if I should moderate the next debate
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ENJOY YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING ANYWAY
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Hey @hwinkler4real -- I just got blocked by @ScottBaio. Could you hit Twitter with your fist and undo it?
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Hillary should walk onstage dressed as a Ghostbuster just to rub it in
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This Michelle Obama speech remake is ruining my childhood
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"I always said I was never gonna be an entertainer, Suicide was never supposed to be entertainment." Alan Vega
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Hard to imagine that the restaurant or whatever at the top of Mt Everest is worth all the trouble.
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ffs people if your going to continue uploading screenshots of text at least resize your browser window to a reasonable line length.
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Now we know how the dead pig felt.
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There was no 6th season of The Wire because the only remaining version of "Way Down in the Hole" is by Marie Osmond.
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The @JoCoCruise was simply wonderful. It is a beautiful thing made by great, great people. @jonathancoulton @paulandstorm
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In case you missed the Eric Gill Series exhibition, get a free copy of the newspaper here: monotype.com/expertise/artic… – at London, England
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