@dessadarling

Writer. Musician. On tour now. Music: [email protected] Mgmt: [email protected] IG: dessa. Speaking: [email protected]

 Minneapolis | Manhattan
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Joined February 2009
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If you'd like to connect, you can find me as Dessa on IG or dessadarling on Bluesky.
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BOSTON.
Brighton Music Hall presented by Citizens@Brighton_MusicJan 16
🃏 ON SALE NOW 🃏 3/18 | @dessadarling 🎟: bit.ly/3LwynPO
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Ponce, Puerto Rico.
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Ah, man. Seeing Bill Nye receive a Presidential Medal of Honor is unexpectedly touching. (And to hear him geeking out about getting to sit next to Magic Johnson even sweeter.)
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Today’s bake. Happy holidays, everybody.
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On stage with @newstandards at this year's holiday bash. Photo by Competitive Image.
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It is asopao season and I wish my mom could mail me a warm bowl.
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Black sapote, or chocolate pudding fruit. Soft, almost custard-like, eaten with a spoon. A long-time wish list food. (Thanks, B.)
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Tis the Blowout Sale. *Cue bells, go snow.* store.doomtree.net/
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Guys with vasectomies should be referred to as child proof.
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Stuff a stocking, raise a glass. store.doomtree.net/product/d…

Dessa - Bury the Lede: A Cocktail Book

Dessa teamed up with beverage master Marco Zappia for a special cocktail book that features 11 custom drink recipes, each inspired by one of the tracks on the Bury the Lede. It also includes a series...

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The New Standards holiday show. I performed a lil dystopian mashup of “Carol of Bells” and Cream’s “White Room” (and made an almond cake with earl grey frosting).
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Spoiler alert: @newstandards Holiday Show @hennepintheatre surprises with ‘Nutcracker’ dance, a batty @dessadarling, @jmessersmith sendup of @mallofamerica and @prince salute. Read @StarTribune review. @StribGoingOut startribune.com/new-standard…

Review: The New Standards Holiday Show surprises with ‘Nutcracker’ and a batty Dessa

Other highlights of the annual romp included Jeremy Messersmith’s sendup of the Mall of America.

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Vinyl, I have signed thee. dessa.bandcamp.com/album/bur… #BandcampFriday
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Happy #BandcampFriday. I took a Sharpie to a bunch of copies of Bury the Lede (both CDs & LPs) for the occasion. dessa.bandcamp.com/album/bur…
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Trail mix is just m&ms with a bad signal to noise ratio.
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BUT WHAT IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE MITOCHONDRIA? WHEN DOES MITOCHONDRIA GET TO WATCH NETFLIX WITH A SIPPY CUP OF ROSÉ?
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Merry Commercialism. If you are looking to stuff a stocking this season: store.doomtree.net/product/d…

Dessa - Bury the Lede: A Cocktail Book

Dessa teamed up with beverage master Marco Zappia for a special cocktail book that features 11 custom drink recipes, each inspired by one of the tracks on the Bury the Lede. It also includes a series...

store.doomtree.net
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Uncle 1: “Oh, do you have a whisk? I just whip cream by hand.” Uncle 2, up from couch: “Here, let me, I just use a fork.” 1: “Wait, I’ll do it from whole milk.” 2: “I GOT IT—JUST NEED SEAWATER AND A WHISTLE.”
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