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❝ π˜šπ˜›π˜ˆπ˜  π˜–π˜œπ˜› π˜–π˜ π˜”π˜  𝘞𝘈𝘠 . π˜•π˜Œπ˜Ÿπ˜› π˜›π˜π˜”π˜Œ , π˜ π˜–π˜œ π˜žπ˜–π˜•β€™π˜› π˜Žπ˜Œπ˜› π˜–π˜π˜ π˜šπ˜– 𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘠 . ❞

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he's hiding something behind his back , before slowly revealing it . it's officer whiskers . in a tiny kitty police outfit . β€œ he's reporting for duty β€” ”
LED spike, glancing around the tapped shoulder, head tilting just slightly. ˝ β€”β€”Yes, Gavin? ˝
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mommy roleplay but i just leave you in a hot car
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/ Tina as the grey text probably, @detdickhead
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skal. first day back at work tomorrow so i'm gonna get some eep now wish me luck 🫢🏼🫢🏼 (taking a half day tho to ease myself back in)
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There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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β€”β€” @detdickhead β€§Μ 
Jellyfish showing their dance moves. No brain, no thoughts, just vibes.
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/ This one is brutal, ngl /lh /silly
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π“‡βŒ¦ @detdickhead ίΈ
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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skal. can't wait for him to be able to share his favourite movies with @rk800_exe and then falling asleep through said movies not even halfway through
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WE SHALL CAW
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screw . you . like what , robo cop .ᐣ like i want to toss you out the window .ᐣ
So the wall-gazing method didn't help. Got it. Why are you gazing /at me/ like that now?
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