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Joined January 2017
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There are certain life skills I honestly believe everybody should know, regardless of whether you’re male or female. Let’s call them basic survival skills. 😂 Imagine driving home in the middle of the night, and suddenly you have a flat tyre. You pull over, bring out your spare tyre, open your boot and then realise you have absolutely no idea how to change a tyre. What happens next? You either call your mechanic, hope someone comes to your rescue, book a Bolt and abandon your car until morning. 😂 And that’s just one example. I think there are certain everyday things we should all know how to do. Not necessarily because we intend to do them every day, but because life can put us in situations where knowing how to handle them could save us time, money, stress or even embarrassment. And no, knowing how to do these things doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask for help or hire professionals. It simply means you won’t be completely helpless when help isn’t immediately available. Let’s talk: What are those basic life skills or little life hacks you believe EVERY adult, male or female, should know how to do? Let’s learn something from each other. I have a feeling some of us will discover that we’re not as independent as we think. 😂 And speaking of cars, if changing a flat tyre is one skill you’re yet to master, at least make sure you’re driving a reliable car. 😂 At NEJ Autos, we have quality cars for different needs, lifestyles and budgets. Whether you’re looking for a family car, a daily commute car, a business car or something for that premium driving experience, we’ve got options for you. Need a car? Don’t just admire cars on your timeline. Buy yours from NEJ Autos! 😉 Send us a DM and let’s help you find the right car.
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It’s easy to feel loved by someone who doesn’t have to do life with you . They get your attention without your responsibilities. Your laughter without your daily struggles. Your best moments without the weight of building a life together. Be careful comparing the excitement of someone new with the reality of someone you’ve built a life with.
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Anything a man loves, he takes care of. Remember that.
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I may not be there yet, but I'm not giving up!
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Good morning! May today bring you peace of mind, clarity, good news, unexpected opportunities, and the strength to keep going.
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At what age did you realize that being a good person doesn’t mean you have to be available, agreeable, or understanding all the time?
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Imagine an American pastor and prophetess, both already married, introducing a new wife to their congregation and announcing that they’re now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, all in the name of “the will of God.” At this point, what exactly are we calling the will of God?
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The white or the black?
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The brief really left room for interpretation lol
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Why is he clueless 😂😂😂
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Instructions was not clear 😂😂
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If I eat this chicken now, will it be late night food or it’s a new day already? 😌
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What’s the biggest lie men tell women with so much confidence? 😭
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Which Kain of tough play be this ?
Took them 3 business days to get out.
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No rush No comparisons No pressure
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so we all agreee another name for ‘popular is OS’ right?
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Relatable afternoon fever dreams
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Abacha is one of the sweetest Igbo Snacks. We welcome visitors with this and serve it as an appetizer before the main meal. Come and eat.
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The kind of dream you have in the afternoon when you have malaria😂😂🤣🤣
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