
👨👩👦 Family Man 🦾 @kujolang
Michigan, USA
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Ready. Set. Go. 🏁
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ICYMI a new Kujo release just dropped 🐶
The work was in part due to the Node.js security updates across the Kujo ecosystem.
Upgrading is easy:
kujo upgrade
Other QOL improvements have also been included to help with performance and predictability.
github.com/kujolang/kujo
Replying to @kujolang
🚀 Kujo v1.9.0 is officially released!
This release brings a substantial round of language improvements, runtime optimizations, and cross-platform verification.
What's new:
- Added checked nested assignments for arrays, dictionaries, and structs, preserving atomicity when writes fail.
- Improved UTF-8 conversion, byte operations, and snapshot-safe iteration.
- Added fallible comparator sorting, regex replacement callbacks, and regex_count for scanning without unnecessary allocations.
- Expanded language utilities with headerless CSV records, fixed decimal formatting, and explicit wrapping arithmetic.
- Reduced unnecessary memory copying through shared bytecode, copy-on-write storage, string caching, and improved VM call frames.
- Improved VM/interpreter consistency for indexed operations, invalid writes, and exception handling.
- Preserved numeric JIT compilation alongside speculative string-append optimizations.
- Verified native installation and upgrades across Linux, macOS, and Windows, including npm distribution without install-time binary downloads.
A lot of the work in 1.9 is about making Kujo faster and more predictable without sacrificing correctness or the execution guarantees we've been building around.
Full release: github.com/kujolang/kujo
Robert DeVore retweeted
I'm not lazy. I'm rate-limited. 🦥
So I built Quotchi.
It sits in your Mac menu bar and shows which of Claude Code, Codex and Gemini still has room.
Out of Claude? Switch. Keep shipping.
Free. No account. Never reads your prompts.
Signed up to be my sons 1st grade basketball coach.
Used my [email protected] when I signed up
All of the sheets with the parents will have my email address on them.
They're gonna find me here, aren't they? 🫣
PHP2Shell: 24 Hours Later
24 hours after PHP2Shell dropped, 99.3% of affected PHP instances are still unpatched.
Yep, you read that right. 🫣 🤦
After CVE-2026-109618 & CVE-2026-109619 were disclosed, we tracked more than 2.2 million publicly visible PHP instances on Shodan to see how fast the internet actually patches an unauthenticated RCE in PHP itself.
• At first: 245 patched instances
• After 12 hours: 4,519
• After 24 hours: 14,151, out of ~1.97M measurable affected instances
Breaking it down by WordPress, phpMyAdmin, Drupal, Laravel, Joomla, cPanel and Magento shows the same picture: roughly 99% still unpatched.
AI is making us faster at finding critical vulns, but it isn’t making us faster at removing them from the internet. If that gap keeps growing, patching quickly won’t be enough on its own.
You need to know what you actually expose, cut internet-facing surface you don’t need, monitor for exploitation, and fix what’s really exploitable first.
If you have a publicly accessible PHP instance and still haven’t patched, assume you’re exposed. Patch now, then check for signs of compromise.
Full data and methodology on the OX Security blog:
ox.security/php2shell-24-hou…
Updates across the Kujo ecosystem are rolling out now 🫡
Kujo Ecosystem Security Update:
We're aware of the recent Node.js ecosystem vulnerabilities and have been reviewing their potential impact across our tools.
Fixes have been implemented locally, and we're beginning the rollout of updated releases.
We'll use this thread to share updates as each release goes live.
Robert DeVore retweeted
It's orbin' time, in your own infra
You can now self-host orbs.
It's free for individuals and teams.
ampcode.com/news/self-hosted…
Something I haven't talked about much (yet) is that Kujo also has its own CMS.
And it's not just a basic content editor.
- Themes & plugins
- Custom fields & taxonomies
- Media management
- SEO tools
- Roles & permissions
- APIs & agent integrations
Just rolled out another round of security updates across the CMS and its ecosystem.
Leaving your old CMS doesn't mean having to go fully static, you always have options - decentralized lifestyle.
github.com/kujolang/cms
Replying to @kujolang
✍️ Kujo CMS v1.2.1 is live!
This release focuses on Node.js security compatibility and improving the reliability of our release verification process.
What's changed:
- Updated JavaScript tooling and clients to require patched Node.js release lines.
- Fixed ephemeral-port collisions during release verification, preventing tests from conflicting over temporary network ports.
- Fixed background worker output cleanup races that could interfere with release validation.
- Preserved existing CMS API and database contracts from v1.2.0.
This is a focused security and reliability update. No CMS API or database migrations are required specifically for v1.2.1.
Repository: github.com/kujolang/cms
Tinfoil hat time:
All of these vulns dropping are state sponsored in order to drive fear so they can try to regulate AI.
🤷♂️
🔐 Node.js security updates are now available!
New releases for Node.js 22.x, 24.x & 26.x address multiple vulnerabilities, including high-severity issues.
Review the details and update your systems to stay secure.
🔗 nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerabi…
#NodeJS #Security
Working through updates for the @kujolang ecosystem right now.
Almost done. Official releases incoming
Not just PHP. Node.js has also announced security releases for October 21, with HIGH-severity vulnerabilities affecting its 26.x, 24.x and 22.x release lines.
If you run either stack in production, keep an eye on official advisories and apply patches promptly.
Security maintenance doesn't stop at your application code. Your runtime matters too.
Node.js advisory: nodejs.org/en/blog/vulnerabi…
Tallied up over 40 pieces of the @kujolang ecosystem that needs official releases pushed 🫠
Fixes are all in place and verified locally, just waiting on the tag+release and site updates for each tool.
Got the first set going through now 🚀
🚨 CRITICAL: GitLab flaw (CVSS 10.0) affects 12 years of releases.
CVE-2026-110264 could allow unauthenticated remote code execution on self-managed servers.
Read - thehackernews.com/2026/10/cr…

























