M.C. Hesher

Smashing your finger sucks cause life was so easy before my finger was smashed

Decayed finger model i started working on should have these churned out shortly

Got liked by a troon on Tinder #watdatmean

Paid off all my student loans and my credit score went up 50 points 🤮

Keep the Epstein files sealed. The Americans in those files deserve to have their anonymity under the 1st amendment. Isn't that what Snowden fought for?

I want to kiss God on the lips

Been without booze and nicotine for 2 weeks... without weed for 3 1/2 years... now to defeat the gooner demon

Future kitchen i swear they layered 4 different types of flooring over 125yrs

Lord Jesus, forgive me a sinner

Whats with my timeline being flooded with atheist faggotry

Spending $300 a month on dating apps and still no dates. #badluck

The Ultimate Defender of Twizzrael Sam Hyde youtube.com/shorts/MsCWjM7fp… via @YouTube

Crazy high arbitrage opportunity for buying UK milwaukee black packouts shipping them to the US and flipping for big profit

James Drake lets the twins win, gives them the money, then works with production for future seasons. So predictable #fishtanklive

The bootleg ink i bought for my printers isn't being sold anymore so I messaged the Amazon seller. They offered to sell me their entire remaining stock for a hefty discount. Safe to say 5 years worth of ink is on its way

And then it don don me. 1984 was written by jor jor well

Google search girl at the post office last Saturday at 12:50