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JUST IN: Trump threatens to tariff Brazil unless they redo their election
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I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer
that pillar will cause a lot of accidents. the road just randomly narrows. you have to cram all those spots. smh.
I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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God is heavily with me.
Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road.
When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it.
For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments.
~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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A Manchester United fan draws his pistol after a slight confrontation on their current loosing streak.
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I got a set of Sonos speakers a few months ago. I hate them. They're obnoxious, laggy, buggy, etc.
Most importantly: they sound HORRIBLE.
I plugged in a mic and said "fix the sound". Claude did it. Holy shit.
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NEWS JUST IN: Twist as ODPP Reveals Missing File on Eastleigh Building Collapse
read.kenyans.co.ke/nNiyV
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when nathan fielder needs to trick a man into marrying him so he can continue building his uber sleeper cell






















