mariela lopez

go.tunblur.in/jesus I'm an apathetic druggie. I'm always high on crystal meh.

bdsmgalls.bdsmgalls.net/pedr… "Talk to the hand!" - deaf people

tunblur.tunblur.in/janell I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes.

megapr0ject.megapr0ject.ru/m… I have an earning disability.

go.bdsmgalls.net/yvonne All women have an hour glass figure - it's just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.

if you give your dog a middle name i hope he runs away shorturl.xaijo.com/sasha

bitly.xaijo.com/margie Wouldn't it be messed up if we found out Rome was built in like 23.5 hours?

bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn Nothing has ever bothered me as much as my recent realization that I have never seen bird testicles.

bitly.xaijo.com/RejbC Me: What do gay horses eat? Mom: Oh! I've heard this one, it's Haaaaaaay!" Me: Wrong. Penises.

You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no. bitly.xaijo.com/hInkCnS

I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it. bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF

@LulaPopez24 lu le preguntaste a alejandro sanz si va a venir a uruguay ? jajajaj

@LulaPopez24 si me llego ,voy a tener q ir x alli asi me explicas bien todo

despues vas a tener q explicarme muchas cosas d aqui ,no entiendo 1 pomo

siiiii ahora siiiii ajjajajaja