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Chief Beam Officer @ Sacramento Kings 🔜 Olympique de Marseille

Nîmes, France
Joined July 2009
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One of my dearest friend on Earth has just released this banger on DFA Records, our favorite record label. We met online, posting daily on the DFA forums until we met in NYC in 2008. Full circle for all the DFA otakus (for the mice!!!!!): youtu.be/k1zOmofcbXg Congrats Teamy❤️
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The Kings being asked in 2023 why they traded Haliburton
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I fuckin love science
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I could never bring myself to delete this app
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شوفوا ترشيحات هدف الشهر لديسمبر 2006 😳🔥
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Fucking Glaswegian friends
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Fucking Glasgow
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Il y a de vrais arguments dans ce post mais par contre, il va falloir ré-apprendre à exprimer sa pensée et à regarder du sport pour des raisons qui n’ont pas besoin d’être importantes.
Darius Acuff is the poster child for empty calories scoring. He's taking everything I've disliked about guys like Anfernee Simons, Cam Thomas and Keyonte George, but stretching it to its absolute extreme. Maybe one day he'll be good. Maybe one day he'll find the difference between a good and bad shot. Maybe one day, far into the future he'll actually guard someone...anyone. The Sacramento Kings are 0-11 between preseason and regular season. Keagan Murray and Malik Monk are playing the worst basketball of their lives. Domas looks frustrated. If they replaced Acuff with even a league average PG like Quickley they'd be 2-4 or 3-3. That's how actively bad he's been at controlling tempo, defending and doing virtually anything that contributes to winning other than aura farming for his own stats. Yes, the league should call. And they should literally rescue his teammates from him. Build out a team of only offensive rebounders, screeners and defenders. Guys who will catch his grenades, rebound his misses and sing at his alter of self-focussed basketball. Darius Acuff Jr represents an archetype of everything I despise about AAU basketball, and everything I despise about Vivek Ranadive. Years from now, they'll make a documentary about what this year was like for his teammates. And then you'll see how many careers had to be ruined for this undersized Iverson wannabe to chase Rookie of the Year. It's disgusting basketball. And if you're cheering for it, you're insane.
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Ali Zarrak whipping out a printed A4 photo of Jean-Pierre Papin’s dogs boarding the Marseille reserve team bus during an interview with L’Équipe. Box office club.
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What every Man United fan is doing every weekend son.
What was JJ Redick doing 🤔
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Les gars jvais mourir de rire
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🐣ROOKIEGAMI!🐣 Darius Acuff Jr. of the @SacramentoKings is the first rookie in NBA history to record this statline. 34 PTS / 6 REB / 13 AST SAC 120 @ NOP 132 It's only the 3rd time it has been done in NBA history. It's his 1st Rookiegami. Rookiegamis this season: 1
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Before LeBron James played an NBA minute, Nike staged his debut. Filmed on Sacramento’s court, “Pressure” showed him freezing as the arena fell silent. It aired during his real debut 23 years ago today.
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Et toujours l'auteur de la séquence d'occasions la plus folle d'un nantais en Ligue des Champions...
Formé au Club. Champion de France 1995. Plus de 185 matchs sous nos couleurs. Joyeux anniversaire Nicolas Ouédec 🎈
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A whopping 79 NBA players are listed on today’s 2:30 PM injury report for tonight’s games. That’s roughly 15% of the entire league 🤯 (h/t @keerthikau )
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Tuez ce sport et tous ces connards qui essaient de grailler dessus, tout doit disparaître au plus vite.
𝗖'𝗘𝗧𝗔𝗜𝗧 𝗘𝗖𝗥𝗜𝗧 ! 🇮🇹 🗓️ 27 octobre 1922 : Benito Mussolini entame la « Marche sur Rome », qui constitue un coup d'État fasciste. Parmi les opposants au dictateur italien figurait Filippo Turati. 🗓️ 27 octobre 2026 : Hier, lors de Sassuolo-Lazio, Romano Floriani Mussolini, arrière-petit-fils de Benito Mussolini, a inscrit son premier but en Serie A. Et vous savez quoi ? Le gardien à qui il a marqué ce but s'appelle… Stefano Turati. 😳
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🔮RAREIGAMI!🔮 Domantas Sabonis of the @SacramentoKings recorded this statline for only the 7th time in NBA history. 20 PTS / 14 REB / 8 AST SAC 103 @ SAS 130 2x before by Domantas Sabonis (Mar 12, 2021 & Jan 4, 2023)
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Heureusement que les fixes n’existent qu’en NBA et pas dans d’autres sports comme le football par exemple.
C’est confirmé, Malik Beasley a bien parié sur lui même quand il jouait aux Bucks 🤣🤣
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