I just realized the Eagles have been terrible since you wrote that tweet. You wrecked the season, Meech.

I have thought a lot about how lucky I am that we went to Game 2 of that Hawks series (a win) because I also went to Game 5 (the collapse) and if you were at that game with me I would’ve had to stop you from jumping off the balcony (I’m confident I would’ve stopped you)

There are maybe five Division II and III owl mascots, I need to do a followup and complete the set one day

I sent Sean and Brockway a long word doc about all the future things I’d like to cover. I can’t wait. I also just want to make them do like 10 more Baywatch episodes.

I mean, the spam reply said she was rooting for me. I’ll take it.

Thanks man! Remember when we all left Adobe to go see the Kanye projection on the side of Geno’s, but then the projector caught on fire? I may not remember this correctly, as it was when I still drank.

I’m hanging in there.

It’s coming soon! This month!

🤙 (“hang loose”, not “call me”)

Thanks man! I got this.

Hey, thanks man. Jan says hello.

Thanks! How’re things around here? I already got a spam reply on this post, so seems like Twitter is chugging along like it always has.

Hey! Long time. So here’s an update: Last summer I was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas. I don’t expect to be cured. But after a year of surgeries, radiation and monthly shots with a giant needle, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. defector.com/my-life-with-an…

Here is my favorite (“favorite”) part of her term so far: usatoday.com/story/news/poli…

The first printed instance of “Wildwood isn’t the same anymore, it’s overrun by teens fighting” I have found is from the 1950s.