deeruntatatata

my biggest fear is dying without ever going to oppi

Be the person Spotify wants you to be, not the person Apple Music thinks you are

i just want an entjie

do you hate society or are you just one of those people who jog without shirts

yo I’m afrikaans but not get-married-in-khaki-shorts afrikaans

Sorry. But if you listen to Russ we can’t be together.

raise a hand if you’ve ever catfished duolingo 🙋🏻‍♀️

And so. Today. I was strong. Only cried seven times while listening to the new Mac album on repeat. RT in solidarity ✊🏼✊🏼

florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a minion

WW4 will be fought over who can make the best hashbrowns

I take my yearly playlists seriously

season’s depression!

each year I’m surprised again at how much I hate the festive season

Brother in law + dad is obsessing looking at stars through the telescope & I can’t relate cause I can’t even see my immediate future

Changing my name to “tan” ‘cause all the girls want me this December

making vegan pumpkin fritters for a xmas party today & just woke up from a nightmare where I was buying groceries & somebody insisted I buy mayo for the fritters

Raging alcoholism is the new “little black dress”

everybody around me getting in relationships and here I am, playing fifa