@difficultpatty

Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here.

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Joined December 2019
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I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.
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If you enjoy weird smells, teaching might be for you.
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your other mom retweeted
erica@ericanextdooor16h
breakfast sandwiches are the closest you get to god
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Thank you for your passive aggressive comment. I loved it so much.
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Shrodingers deodorant.
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“Remove bread and let cool for 1-2 hours.” Hahahaha NEVER.
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So rude that again I am overlooked to perform the Super Bowl halftime show.
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@gullyvuhrOct 19
why would i only panic at the disco?
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