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Smoking weed with hesdphones make you realize how many somgs have light background tracks of your family letting out blood-curdling screams of your name
stick a fork in a potato and put it in the michael wave. doesn’t even blow up they all lied to me. if i can get this hanger through the window of my car
when your homoerotic friendship of multiple years adds erica western teleport to ur playlist #whatdatmean
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in the end im glad the french touch fandom is like five people because otherwise we’d be saying shit like
“random access wig ended fraudscovery btw”
“stardust is tanked without godmas”
“he = gaspard ate = burgers”
“pedro is the visual hole of ed banger” out of boredom
just ordered a fabulous scrumptious pizza and i have a bottle of malibu that needs to be finished and im at the end of season 4 of my HIMYM rewatch yessssssss
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Weed before beer, youre in the clear. Beer before pot.. uhhh.. my uncle's hot. No
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imagine if instead of kpop it was fpop and it's from france and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream the brainwasher" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Thomas looks so CUTE"
my job is so easy and i make so much money and i think im getting ghosted by this place i was supposed to be a line cook at but whatever because now i have time to tweerrrrkkkkk















