@distantignition

He/Him

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2011
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Seems the World goes batshit crazy, every few decades. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.
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Still Too Early To Tell If Pulling Chain Turned Overhead Fan Off trib.al/SJtMbH3
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Please do not call this a health care bill. This is a disgrace.
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Trump at Coast Guard Commencement: "No politician in history…has been treated worse or more unfairly"
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Good night Keep going They will change the rules on you They will be chutes lurking after ladders Life's not fair YOU keep going
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Sometimes, when my baby cries, I become worried that it will wake up my baby because I am no longer bound by human logic and reason.
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Woman Knows To Stay Away From Certain Parts Of Own Psyche At Night trib.al/sP7Pk7O
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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Replying to @ALT_uscis @seanhannity
@ALT_uscis @seanhannity
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Fender Releases New Hybrid Gas-Electric Guitar trib.al/QANGROa
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Indonesian villagers' search for missing man ends when they slice open belly of 23-foot long python. apne.ws/2nxnaPA
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A batch of strange radio bursts might come from alien spaceships, researchers say econ.st/2n1PKrt
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London's mayor says he's “been doing far more important things" than responding to Donald Trump Jr.'s tweet nyti.ms/2mYjAwL

Donald Trump Jr. Criticizes London Mayor After Deadly Attack (Published 2017)

Mr. Trump, the son of the president, referenced on Twitter an out-of-context quote by London’s mayor, Sadiq Khan, from September.

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Muhammad Ali Jr. says he was again detained at airport, this time on way to testify about earlier detention. apne.ws/2m9T7Lz
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I have never heard of him before.
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FLASHBACK: @seanspicer in Dec. says Trump WH won't ban specific media outlets. "That's what makes a democracy a democracy vs a dictatorship"
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The one thing this administration has actually accomplished is getting all of us acutely aware of every aspect of government.
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If he does, we will sue. xitter.cf/vicenews/status/827272…
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Will Trump sign a "religious freedom" executive order that some fear would legalize LGBTQ discrimination?
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Businessman Does His Work Lying On Bed Like Schoolgirl trib.al/ZE9JYRY
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Five people killed after gunmen opened fire in a Quebec City mosque during evening prayers mobile.reuters.com/article/i…
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