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napulitana, trans woman, poet, disabled queer astrologer. co-host of cosmic chat w/ @shawtyastrology

she/her • 24 • BLM
Joined November 2019
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NOVEMBER TIMES ARE LIVE Y’ALL 🥳 and this month i’m excited to announce a brand new package is available to book !! THE RETROGRADE RECAP 💫 a service where i’ll read your transits and use a 20-card spread to divine what YOU NEED TO HEAR for retrograde szn — 5 SPOTS OPEN ‼️
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at the annual transylvanian convention
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i see you shiver with antici………..pation
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saturn’s PR manager retweeted
the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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Y’ALL ARE SO CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT PROFECTION YEARS OH MY GOD
reminds me of this post
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...and if i said blind boxes are another way to normalize gambling
why is everything blind boxes now, what if i just want a specific guy
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god as a bharani placement it’s really me and my pussy versus the world….
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being in martial arts for so many years as a child helped me realize that mars is about MOMENTUM the vision you have in your mind to strike someone at specific points of their body, to grapple them, etc. mars converts all of that thought into ACTION this is why we say people with weak marses struggle with momentum; they can lose motivation easily whenever things get difficult. but this is also why they can be very begrudging people — they hold in the anger and have all these violent thoughts, but rarely convert it into action or expression
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omg it’s actually the WILDEST sensation because your brain doesn’t even have enough time to process what has happened to you i remember when i was like ten i was in MMA classes and we were practicing momentum techniques and my sparring partner (who was a belt above me) literally GRABS MY ARM as i go to strike him, and FLIPS ME OVER HIS SHOULDER while holding me by the ANKLE as my nose was an inch above the ground i remember how stunned i was in the moment that he had manipulated my entire body weight like that (i was very short when i was younger) — it was the coolest thing ever, but not as cool when you’re in a real fight !!
I have never been “ragdolled” before. That has to be the worst feeling physically,emotionally, mentally…Jesus
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This hoe said I fucked everybody …. Everybody did I fuck yall ?????
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i’m gonna pirate the harry potter series but in like a sexy kafkaesque antiestablishmentarian way because i’m gonna headcanon every character as trans and bisexual somehow
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it’s def not for everybody’s chart i can tell you that much !! people with 8H sun in aries are definitely gonna fair better with the result of lending money vs. 8H saturn in aries lol !!
hot take: i don't believe in lending money to friends
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and it’s not that “some people are better off being stingy based on their chart” — it’s more that different charts suggest different ideal ways of practicing generosity if you have a 6H venus, try washing people’s dishes instead of loaning out money all the time
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my man always takes the best pics of me 🥹
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makes sense for Kali to be adrenaline because She cuts off Her own head to drink Her own blood, becoming Chinnamastha, the Red One adrenaline is what dilates our blood vessels and triggers histamine releases, turning us red when we get angry, embarrassed, or really scared !!
Lakshmi= Dopamine, the anticipation of a reward Lalita= Oxytocin, bonding and merging of form Kali= Adrenaline, disruptive and can be a powerful fuel Saraswati= Choline(still thinking about this association?), good for brain health
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and when you really dig into it, Kali as saturn is the one who heals MARS issues in the birth chart. Her essence is saturnian but Her effect is martian
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made the mistake of ubering while mars is in the 3H and my driver is aggressively honking at other people literally every thirty seconds you guys
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you can sooo tell she’s a rohini because rohinis and mrigashiras always have baby seal eyes
left eye is sooooo moe.... im mesmerized
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retrograde season just got better 🌟 meet the MERCURY RETRO-REPAIR KIT, an all-inclusive solution to help turn some of the cosmic chaos into a retrograde success !! 📦 ONLY 12 AVAILABLE FOR THIS CYCLE 🌿 GET YOURS AT ETSY.COM/SHOP/DEVONMOONHERBA…
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