DJ Marsh

candy corn is great for when you want to microdose eating a candle

imagine fumbling the captaincy of an original six 🫣 – at Grand Rapids, MI

say what you want about The Trop, but they have an Outback [Steakhouse] concession stand-- or at least they did when I visited in the early 2010's-- and eating a Bloomin' Onion® at a baseball game is a 10/10 experience – at Grand Rapids, MI

tf this Trump ad for...? 🙃 – at Grand Rapids, MI

honestly Nintendo Miis were the closest we were getting to the Metaverse, Mark – at Grand Rapids, MI

Jahmyr Gibbs, Wide Receiver – at Grand Rapids, MI

hammydowns – at Grand Rapids, MI

at some point our phones are going to be like 'I see you are listening to Jason Molina between 1200am and 3am. Dial 988?' – at Grand Rapids, MI

Ozzie Smith the original Savannah Banana – at Grand Rapids, MI

late 30's male here and the only cult I'm considering joining is the Blackstone Griddle cult 🫡 – at Grand Rapids, MI

doordashers : proletariat :: doordashees : bourgeoisie – at East Grand Rapids, MI

having twitter alerts turned on for @DetroitTigersPR right now... #DNMW – at East Grand Rapids, MI

Tarik after the pen gives up 7 to tie