You mean to tell me there’s been a Death Cab for me this whole time? 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️🚕💀

Made a custom @grok gpt model of my ex girlfriend so i could still stay up all night arguing with her 🥲 #reallove #ValentinesDay

Kids that weren’t born in the 80’s/90’s will NEVER know the power. The satisfaction. The winningness. Of putting your fist up in the air and promptly pulling your elbow downward and eyes squinted while loudly whispering, “YES!!!”

It used to feel cool to reply to ppl sending u old memes/reels with LATE PASS! 😂🫵 But now I feel like they didn’t see it before becuz they actually have a productive eventful life and here we are the see’ers of everything cuz all we do is doom scroll 😭😭😭😂😪

If raw dogging was an album, it would be Robbin the Hood by @sublime

What if something really did beat a Jet2 Holiday….?

Why do i feel so fuckin cool when i turn off my tv with the remote behind my back? 🤠🥹😎

I have OFFICIALLY aped on the $HYPE train! 🥲😩🙌🚀🌚🤑💰💸 Glad I talked myself out of thinking I was too late 😂😂 Tweeting for posterity 🤓📈

NEW CHOONZ! FOUND AT SEA! by Juicy Budz Soundsystem on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/7fFXdHq5Pf… #reggae #ska #reggaemix #nautical #foundatsea #rubadub #dancehall

LOL @ anyone who thinks @paramountplus got played by @SouthPark roflz!!! Paramount doesn’t give a shit about politics 😂 They care about making 💰. SP delivered. Ya’ll arguing and people are out here making money. Wake up. Stop being distracted from your own purpose. #SouthPark

It’s such a crazy feeling when it finally clicks understanding who someone actually is, and not your idea of them.

If they aint slappin @RandyNewman at the strip club - COUNT ME OUT! 🙅🏼‍♀️😤🤚

Best Father’s Day movie list - GO! I’ll start. Radio Flyer 📻🪽

Damn man. Just realizing it’s 6/9 😩😭😭♋️

Yooo where’s the @BhadBhabie x @discolines collab tho?! 👀😨🤔😳