@doctahnick

former jabbawockee

 Lubbock, TX
Joined May 2015
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Got drunk the other night and kept taking pictures of Mary Elizabeth Winstead while I was watching Death Proof on Tubi
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Currently standing in line to get in to a James Talarico rally in Lubbock Texas and the crowd size here has me #thinking the flip is happening this year
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You should be able to charge your phone from 0 to 100 in half a second but like sparks go everywhere and your lights flicker and it makes a really loud bang
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it's not that sports is becoming kpop or kpop is becoming sports, but that both (along with politics, art, pretty much everything else in society) is converging on their final form: Professional Wrestling
erin@oconistOct 22
a thesis could be written on how sports are becoming kpop
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A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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YOU'RE BORN. YOU SEE PANTS STYLES GO FROM BAGGY TO SKINNY BACK TO BAGGY EVERY 10 YEARS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. YOU DIE. THE END
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UCF BYU overtime is electric
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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Ruff Criminal@RuffCrimOct 24
White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife
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Nate@thenatewolfOct 24
All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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They’re gonna drop us like 10 spots in the rankings for this 😭😭😭 #wreckem
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Genuinely the worst time management I’ve seen in my life what are we doing @DoubleT973
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dinner drink and dessert
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You gotta leave Leftwhich in Cincinnati if we lose this game right? @DoubleT973
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Ripped the shit out of the pen and proceeded to eat like 2 pounds of watermelon
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Every show is 50 minutes long I’m sick of it
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Helios@Heliouz__Oct 22
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what the hell, sure
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they should invent sudden world changing events that are good. like what if a plane built 2 buildings
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Super Bowl preview btw
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