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"Journalism Jesus." Senior editor for Turtleboy Daily News. Award winning journalist. Preferred investigative journalist of the anti-establishment.

Holden MA
Joined October 2020
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Do me a favor and HYPE the crap out of this amazing video by @melrevision. It's well done, professional, and perfectly encapsulates everything that is wrong with the charges against me and the state power that has been abused and weaponized to indict and incarcerate me for activism, journalism, and satire. It is not illegal to leave funny voicemails on your live show that are designed to make people laugh. It is not illegal to peacefully protest. It is not illegal to ask people questions in public, even it it makes people uncomfortable or isn't something you would do. It is not illegal to call people cop killers, even in the bleachers at high school sporting events. It is not illegal to report facts and evidence, regardless of where it came from, and share your opinions about those facts. It is not illegal to contact someone's employer to report their misbehavior online. It is not illegal to urge people to tell the truth. It is not illegal to warn neighbors that forensic phone evidence indicates that someone living next door to them was involved in covering up a murder. Being a witness, potential witness, or family member of a witness does not mean create a forcefield around you in which the First Amendment no longer exists, nor does it make it illegal for other people to cause you "emotional harm" with their free speech. youtube.com/watch?v=C6HRHJBy…
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
Replying to @DoctorTurtleboy
An AFKR walked into a theater… Her testimony does not indicate any defamation.
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How do you go 0 for 3 for zero yards and outplay the other quarterback?
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If you weren't at the show the other night, I present to you - TBDS in Memoriam, for all we've lost on our journey. youtube.com/watch?v=7ZRU0gfo…
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First round playoff matchup in State D4 playoffs. How appropriate.
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QB's I would rather have from this point forward for my team: Allen, Mahomes, Maye, Caleb, Purdy, Stafford, Burrow, Lawrence, Shough, Mendoza How do you have any faith in this guy as a Baltimore fan? Running QB about to be on the wrong side of 30 who gets hurt every year and never won anything
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Stop creeping on my Facebook Spanky
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
Replying to @DoctorTurtleboy
Haha ya you did
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FACT: Aidan Kearney can’t be guilty of witness intimidation, because they were actually suspects not witnesses.
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We have so much to go over tomorrow night
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Last night was a fever dream. // If this is a relapse, does that make @DoctorTurtleboy our gateway drug??
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My Friday night vs. my Saturday night. See you tomorrow night for the complete recap of last night's historic show at the Shubert.
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
Replying to @DoctorTurtleboy
The Shubert was the biggest FU and they can’t handle it. We did it with laughter, support and love. Not a single thing went wrong.
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
Replying to @realkatepeter
The obsession that festers inside of your brain should be studied for eons. It’s literal insanity, you keep ending up with the same result of failure…yet you persist in your crusade of “making Aidan pay for his crimes.” You will never get the notoriety you so desperately seek off the coattails of a man who used to be your employer that fired you for stealing. There is no universe in which anything he has done to make you angry justifies the ludicrous behavior you exhibit on a daily basis. If Aidan Kearney didn’t have complete control over your mental processes, maybe you would be able to concentrate on improving your horrendously obvious psychosis centered on a guy from Holden, MA.
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
Replying to @realkatepeter
Imagine if you invested as much time in your children, as you do in the man who will never ever date you or love you back
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lol I completely broke these people’s brains
I’m so fucking happy he made a list and published the defamatory actions of his co-conspirators like @TheEmilySee hopefully they will all soon experience the legal repercussions of defaming innocent witnesses of violent crime
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
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I hope they got that Cease & Desist to the Schubert last night before the song ended. Then you can finally get a win against @DoctorTurtleboy!
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The Duxbury police officer who worked with John O’Keefe, and whose receipt below proving he was Aidan’s original source, not Karen, is an important part of this story. The narrative suggesting that Karen worked with not only Aidan, but also former U.S. Attorney Josh Levy (who arrested Matthew Farwell) as part of some elaborate conspiracy is ridiculous and desperate.
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Aidan Kearney retweeted
Wrong! I did…
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