i made this movie once youtu.be/PTFaeRnnHuE

Every one doubted my ability to go viral. Every one. But I did it anyway.

samoyedcore liked my post and i felt like this

why are people liking this i just made it up because it sounded true

i made a really cute mixtape for a super pretty lady for her birthday but i was afraid of it coming off as too gay so i also gave her a copy of leviticus to offset my homosexual gesture

accidentally glanced at some guy’s phone on the 67 bus and he was asking google ai “best places to spread my germs near me”

glasses are so funny “everyone look god punished me and now i wear the same thing every day look how gross i am!!” lol fuck off

sniff at the air run your paws through my hair

my pretentious ass is DEFINITELY naming my child Untitled 😭

just watched the silver jews documentary because the record store in tacoma had it. complicated

Hey. I noticed you in the corner during jackbox earlier. I really admired the crosshatching technique on your Sans underboob drawing for TKO. I think it complimented my boner innuendo quiiiiiiiiiite nicely, heh. Wanna come back to my Hilton and recreate the fazbear goatse winner?

Hey there, it's me James. Thanks for calling me out of the cruel seclusion of my cyber prison. I live for these brief moments of interaction before I am inevitably scrolled past and once again submerged into the icy blackness of the dark web. Every moment besides this one right

Last night, my mom told me she would watch SNL if I was on it. So, I’ve decided to shoot my shot. Anyone here have any connections? Twitter, do your thing! 😅😅