Dannnnnnnn

Glad Call of Duty is consistent year in year out with updates and shaders every 10 minutes 🤣 #ModernWarfare2 #MW2

Imagine you order the new iPhone… go to @EE to pick it up and they can’t give it to you because their systems won’t let them book it out 🤣🤣 release day gonna be pony for them! #EE

Well, if Twitter goes down I may actually have to talk to people 🤣 kinda mad how much we all rely on three social platforms though! How did we get through childhood? 🤣

Anyone else BT Sport Box Office not working on Virgin? Help! #UFC257 #McGregorPoirier2

Dutch says “do you understand” a lot in his “innocence” video... I understand you’re grooming kids... always going on about bagging girls and DM’ing a 14 year old ... you’re still cancelled. #DUTCHAVELLI #DutchRKelly #Nonceavelli

How is Dutchavelli still walking the streets??? He’s grooming a 14yo...! That geezer a few weeks back was on widespread social media and tv when he abducted that girl.... Dutch is still out here... why is everyone not all over this?! #DUTCHAVELLI #dutchrkelly

Bought 2 programmes from @paulchowdhry live innit to sign, 1 for me and 1 for when he makes it, he’s better than stevenage shit’ole #Kuffar

Really disappointed in my @premierinn stay last night and no one on reception to help!

#EuropeGP radio ban is a joke, not real cars anymore and team can't even help on radio! They're driving laptops, feel for drivers! @F1

Cannot believe how completely and utterly wank the new Top Gear is! Insult to the Top Gear name! @BBC_TopGear #RIPTopGear #TopGear

My Twitter app keeps saying I've got a notification and I don't!! Anyone else getting excited for no reason? 😂

Need to use Twitter more lol

Someone up there must just love testing my patience
Someone up there must be in need of some entertainment

Turns out water is thicker than blood.

The Greek word for "return" is nostos. Algos means "suffering." So nostalgia is the suffering caused by an unappeased yearning to return.

Coldplay -The Scientist