Believer who digs emerging media, journalism, fantasy sports, improv, and should probably read any thing labeled 'whimsical.'

Chicago, IL
Joined March 2007
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Happy Birthday to my old teammate, Artis Gilmore. And I apologize for what I said about your goatee.
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Congratulations @KyrenWilliams23 🥹 An incredible human being ☘️ #GoIrish☘️
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Replying to @JaredxJB
Why dont you watch the NBA anymore? THIS is why:
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I asked ChatGPT to write Jerry Reinsdorf's statement for him, and it blew his actual statement out of the water.
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
AI programs need to be stopped immediately.
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This is pizza. If you forcefully refer to it as “Tavern Style” you’re probably from Michigan.
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POV of that dude climbing the Accenture building and then arguing with CPD is nuts….
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Let’s do a hypothetical. You’re staring at this Mayoral ballot in 2027. All in their “prime”. Who ya got?
3%Brandon Johnson
1%Lori Lightfoot
25%Rahm Emanuel
71%Richard M. Daley
948 votes • Final results
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Bite rates have not increased. Keep swimming - 'Great White Sharks Near Surfers ’97 Percent of Time’ at Some California Beaches' original.newsbreak.com/@the-…
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Do NOT recommend wearing this in Chicago. #IYKYK #Chicago
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Irish ☘️☘️- Chicago - Happy St. Patrick’s Day instagram.com/p/Cp5kh4dp0coF…
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Bret Dougherty retweeted
Show me someone who has never actually spread salt in his life…
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Mission San Miguel - El Arcangel stands strong. @ Old Mission San Miguel Arcángel instagram.com/p/CoTrdBJL4rHy…
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Two legs with sun, fog, waves, and trail ahead. Keep turning. @ Rincon Point instagram.com/p/CmvdFmVu7Wwp…
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When you gotta roll, you gotta roll..
Near Midway Airport! 🥾 🛞
Moonlight SF 🌕 @ North Beach, San Francisco instagram.com/p/Ckpjyb6rvM0S…