used to be cool, now writer and producer

Joined February 2009
Thanks to @pitchfork for letting me write their first 0.0 review in 19 years. All I can say is: Tyga, you really earned it pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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was paul george for jaylen brown the rare mutually beneficial trade
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drew millard retweeted
I’m writing a book. It’s called Goonworld. It’s not about gooning. Or it is, metaphorically. But mostly it’s about post-COVID culture writ large—the range of, let’s say, unusual online forms/tendencies that have emerged this decade and that have in various ways altered the texture of contemporary reality. Sort of a travelogue. A journey to the heart of slop etc. Out via FSG eventually!
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I have now released all 30 parts of the worlds first decentralized nba season preview. Making 30 pieces of short from video content is harder than most military deployments. Give my vids a watch and send em to someone who would dig them 🫡
A thread of the worlds first completely decentralized nba season preview 🧵👇
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I think the brooklyn nets are going to surprise a lot of people
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i can’t believe i’m saying this but MrBeast was fantastic on Shark Tank, like nearly Mark Cuban level shit from him
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still can’t get over how good a shark MrBeast was
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just parallel parked so good i texted a picture of it to my gf and am now tweeting about it
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have espied multiple juggalos at the jane remover show in philly
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my phone is always on vibrate so only now have i discovered i still have a ringtone and that it is “god’s plan”
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Philly friends: I am fostering the sweetest cat ever and trying to help him get adopted. If you are looking for an extremely chirpy, loving, silly, interactive feline companion, lmk and I’ll tell you where to apply! About 1 year old. Will absolutely become your best friend.
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safe to say that kuzma is no longer tweeting with the aid of AI
Wow what a take!!! Interesting never thought in this prospective @jakepaul
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Ed Sheeran and Macklemore used to be friends but now they both feel betrayed by each other
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jaxson dart just said “messenged” and then used “tribulation” instead of “tribute” he’s perfect
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enjoyed this (warranted) evisceration
Thanks to @pitchfork for letting me write their first 0.0 review in 19 years. All I can say is: Tyga, you really earned it pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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was fuckin with lex walton before the bnm
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I need a job
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this is as good as everyone has been saying. incredibly funny, equally depressing and distressing, written with the charisma of a great writer. couldn't ask for much more thebaffler.com/salvos/paid-p…
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LA folks — I'm very excited to be interviewing director Rafael Manuel live onstage after a screening of his film Filipiñana, which I keep describing as "the Beau Travail of Caddyshacks." HMU if you want to come.
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philly, if you've been considering fostering a dog or cat now is a good time to do it. the ACCT is overflowing with beautiful, healthy cats & dogs and you could save 1 of them from losing their life for no reason other than the fact that they've been at the shelter too long
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