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"French and Japanese beef" and it's just blacks, arabs and mystery meat browns chimping out
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"In fear of the Nation 'Awakening', they have played the people against one another. The city against the country, workers against civil servants, Catholics against Protestants & so forth!" - Adolf Hitler⚡️
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Insiders have told me: Stock pile all copies of the documentary Stargate in its entirety.
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We don't have to live this way.
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Remember who you are, White man
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You could sort this room visually and get accurate IQ results that back historical data.
Sheboons can’t even attend a canvas art painting event without being loud, obnoxious, twerking and acting like fools.
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Why do you hate Bolsheviks? …
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The Sun Will Rise Again.
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We've lost Walter...I'll be outside.
Walter Koenig, who played Chekov in the original “Star Trek” series and seven “Star Trek” feature films, has died at 90. variety.com/2026/film/news/w…
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🇯🇵 I see many low IQ people gloating on here about "Hiroshima Nagasaki" from Muslim countries. This is what Hiroshima looks like today. You couldn't even figure out running water without help from western countries while we built an advanced civilization.
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NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Many such cases. 🤷‍♂️
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I'm Japanese. I'd rather coexist with pigs than with Muslims.
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Its election time, and once again asking you to cast your ballot for Jackson.
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The only job I see in the future
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I'll be there to support them.
Young white men are on the threshold of ushering in a political party that boomercons aren’t ready for and liberals best be afraid of
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Cockroaches don’t build their own homes, but they’re great at finding the cracks in yours.
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🚨#BREAKING: A 23-year-old Amish woman is being hailed as a HERO after she fought off an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT WITH A WEEDWHACKER who tried to kidnap her at KNIFE-POINT WITH HANDCUFFS!!! …she grabbed her WEED WHACKER, revved it up, and ran RIGHT AT HIM!!! And he RAN AWAY!!!! According to state police, an illegal immigrant criminal  Jose Davila-Moran walked up from behind and TAPPED HER ON THE SHOULDER. When she turned around, he was holding a knife and handcuffs and police said he tried to put them on her. Most people would freeze… not the Amish!!!! She SCREAMED, she picked up that weed whacker, she revved the motor and then she ran right AT HIM!!!! Pennsylvania State Police tracked him down and ARRESTED him 26-year-old Junior Jose Davila-Moran, an illegal immigrant from Guatemala. He’s charged with ATTEMPTED KIDNAPPING, false imprisonment, simple assault, terroristic threats, and more. He’s sitting in Lancaster County Prison awaiting a preliminary hearing. DON’T MESS WITH THE AMISH!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Second Mission: The Delivery (Part 1.3) - "The Crossing" #Amalgaverse The jumper leaves the shuttlebay and swings toward the cruiser.  The black hole’s pull keeps dragging it off its line, and O’Neill has to keep correcting to hold course. Data informs Jack: “Colonel, I am detecting fourteen fragments of debris from the cruiser’s damaged thrusters on an intercept course.” “Shields gonna hold?” asks Jack. “Without a doubt,” responds Data.  “Provided we do not hit anything.” Jack considers this, then shoots Data a look: “Was that a joke?” “More of a wry observation,” answers Data.  A beat.  “Colonel Carter says my timing is improving.” “Here’s a tip for you,”says Jack.  "Never take comedy advice from someone who tells physics jokes.” Data, deadpan: “I am reading a book about anti-gravity.  It is impossible to put down.” Jack sighs. “Gonna have a talk with Carter when we get back." How to proceed? A) Punch through.  Ride the shields and take the hits to save time, but at the risk of damaging the jumper. B) Thread it slow.  Plot a course around the debris while the cruiser drifts ever closer to the event horizon. C) Clear a path. Launch drones to blast the wreckage, but every drone you spend now is one fewer you’ll have later. Choose! Check below for our Previously On recap - or click through the quote tweets for every stage of our adventure to date. And TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS so that you don't miss a step on this mission!
Second Mission: The Delivery (Part 1.2) - "Sending the Puddle Jumper" #Amalgaverse You’re sending the puddle jumper.  You’ll need a pilot and someone who can bypass and shut down the cruiser’s anti-abduction shroud so that everyone can beam back and spare the jumper a fully loaded return trip. Who are you sending? A) Sheppard and McKay B) O’Neill and Carter C) Sheppard and Thor D) O’Neill and Data Choose! Check below for our Previously On recap - or click through the quote tweets for every stage of our adventure to date. And TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS so that you don't miss a step on this mission!
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