Iām away from X for a couple of days and come back to you all talking about flying cars. Has the sequel to Chitty Chitty Bang Bang been released?
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Woman āposed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kidsā trib.al/uRePYdr
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What in the universal credit, fridge in the front garden, peppa pig plate used as an ashtray, crisis loan, french bulldog breeding, this town is full of snakes, middle section of Aldi, nappies at toddlers ankles, dads on licence, strongbow dark fruits, self diagnosed mental illness, kids eating crisps for dinner, Tesco value ham, front garden trampoline, lip filler paid with child benefit, spag BOWL, just me and me kids now, 35p energy drink, shouting in the street in your dressing gown, I swear down on me mums life, live laugh love, twos on that? silver crushed velvet living room, one pouch of bacci til next Thursday is going on here??
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Today it is impossible to scroll through here so I shall leave you with an atmospheric photo I took some time ago in Birmingham. I was moored on the canal just behind that building to the left in Gas Street Basin. Very early one morning I got up and walked along the street as the rising sun started to break through the fog. It was so beautiful.
Mental hospitals are the new āget out of jail freeā card
BREAKING: Afghan refugee sentenced to indefinite hospital order after āfrenziedā knife rampage that killed dog walker. gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisā¦
I havenāt been online much because this fella flaked out on me and Iāve been nursing him with a feeding tube and meds all week. Sorry if Iām not replying. Itās been an emotional, stressful and expensive week! Special thanks to @grok for drawing me up a feeding and meds timetable
Weāre going to lose this country because two fully-grown men are fighting like teenage girls
I bet it was an accidental butt dial
šØBREAKING: The suspected bomb attack targeting RAF Fairford was reportedly foiled after one of the suspects called 999 himself
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Any vets on here know what to do with a cat that is hungry but canāt physically eat for an unknown reason?
























