something insane always happens on my birthdays - got outed at work last year bc i gotten shitfaced at a party and my boss’ boss invited me to another bar (i declined) and we recognized each other at work - almost drowned in mud. was wearing all white. - ex had a manic episode and dumped me around my bday so she could be god (first lesbian relationship during covid so it was 20x worse) - burned my lashes off at some hibachi place - great grandma died so i had to cancel my 21st birthday trip - some kid shit in the pool at the place i was having my bday so we all had to stand by the pool for 2 hours - did a cruise during my bday, dad messed up my dinner reservations so for some reason to make it up he took the family to … jamaican hooters? i was like 9 or 10 and it chemically altered my brain. had no clue a woman’s areolas could be so big. god bless. also the jerk wings were fantastic.