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Trénch Doctor🩺|| OET Tutor|| Lover of Nature and Wildlife|| Chelsea fan|| Special interest in Football and Politics

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Joined March 2022
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Finally got my badge 💪💪💪💪 Certified and registered OET Premium Preparation Provider!! Dr Sly Academy!!! "control your career"
Learning never stops. I have been teaching OET for over a year now but I still have to update my knowledge. Dr Sly Academy!!! "control your career "
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she said "All men are the same," and I hit her with: "Fluconazole, Ketoconazole, Itraconazole, Voriconazole, Posaconazole, Clotrimazole, Miconazole but I'll always be Aripiprazole." 🤷‍♂️
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To all the pharmacists and healthcare professionals who combine their full time jobs with locum,take your flowers. It's not for the weak at all
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Please let's be guided
Take us God. We are all ready. 😭
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You'll send a job application email at 1am. 5 minutes later: “After careful review of your application by our selection team, we have decided not to move forward with your candidacy at this time.” Did the entire hiring panel sit in a dark room at 1am just waiting for my CV?
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Why always kogi???? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ @Dr_DsOmeiza
Location really matters in destiny. If you're based in Kogi, Ekiti, Kwara, Bayelsa or Uyo, my brother, you are very far from a successful destiny. Forget statistics quoted by that Twitter page. Seeing is believing. If you like be swallowing figures. Better travel.
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How can I withdraw my pension guys?? E don red 🥹
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Boss is everything okay at home? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I dressed up, prepared for work and made my way to the hospital today. Only for me to reach there and hear say I no dey duty. 🥲
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This one say na for internal external use. It is well
Just saw this now… What condition is this medication supposed to treat????
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Okay na
Just saw this now… What condition is this medication supposed to treat????
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Impression: Hepatomegally ?cause Advise: HVS m/c/s, urine m/c/s and Widal NB: Correlate with clinical findings
Abd USS shows hepatomegaly. PLAN: Consult to Gastroenterology team. Lezzzzzzgggooooo
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Average Nigerian doesn't know what first aid may look like for different conditions. Average Nigerian doesn't know what stabilization may look like for each condition. Average Nigerian doesn't know that referral is not rejection but also part of patient care.
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Nobody wants you to be in good health and shape more than your medical doctors
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😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣 I can always learn on the job. No be rocket science
i qualify, i no qualify, i just dey apply dey go. we go jam for interview no worry.
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I hate it when someone insults me unprovoked and then blocks me without even giving me the chance to respond. You should have waited for me because I had a lot to say and I would have gladly given you your size.
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You can read and learn about health conditions so much in school, but if you’ve not seen or managed one before, you might miss it when it’s happening in front of you.
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Just Don't Die. Time Is Your Ally. Until death, all defeat is psychological.
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Normal flora na. E shock you??? 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I prepared this woman at night for surgery the next morning explained that once it’s 8pm she shouldn’t eat anything again and she went behind my back to eat Eba and soup at 2am ,2am!!!!!!!!
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This MD legit told me to be work 24/7 for 400k monthly ‘We I’ll give you an accommodation in the hospital. Workload is very light’ I’ll rather be unemployed chief.
Beginning to see the light in starting residency even if you plan to japa(always forbade it cos I considered it a distraction). In these few weeks of being an MO, I have realized that doing pp is a humiliation ritual. Medical elders who employ medical officers really want slaves.
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Build yourself to a point that even if you’re shaken ,you’ll not fall!
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Gbam!!! Life no suppose hard
Dr can you help me review a patient at home? My bill is 50k This Dr you like money Okay na. You can get someone else.😏
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