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Joined July 2024
Yar tum logon ka Mansik Santulan hilla hua kya????
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THIS SCENE >>>>>>
Y’all need a friend who comes through like Punisher did for Daredevil on that rooftop fight. Help that reaches you unasked. Friends who got your back no matter what. My friends and I have always been that for each other
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Y’all need a friend who comes through like Punisher did for Daredevil on that rooftop fight. Help that reaches you unasked. Friends who got your back no matter what. My friends and I have always been that for each other
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I will never understand why tissue papers are treated like luxury items in Desi households
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There was a time when young people sat with Javed Ahmed Ghamidi sb on national TV and openly asked him about atheism and every confusion they carried. Today you won’t find a single show that touches the subject, nor a scholar of his calibre willing to answer the youth. No one asks those questions anymore. And no one is there to answer them. What a steep downfall these years have brought
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Leaving Twitter! Not gonna make this too long, but after thinking about it I’m gonna leave this app for good. People are just too rude to me. Everyone hates me. Also i have zero friends. Just gonna focus on my career from now on. It was a beautiful ride. Bbye dosto <3
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Through experiments, and being a foodie helped a lot. I just know which ingredients will make something taste better. Plus, I’ve always been my mom’s helper in the kitchen whenever I was around
MEN who can cook...who taught you ?
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Decisions, decisions…
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No wonder I have so many fans!
Someone reads ur tweets & falls in love with u everyday btw
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The loudness and duration of a burp are directly proportional to how good the food was
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Perfect for those Pakistani aunties whose entire culinary skill is just yeeting green coriander on everything on the table
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Teray bin nahin lagda Dill mera dholna….
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I wish some ex-men’s salon workers were here to tell the other side of the story
Once I worked at a bridal saloon and I was traumatizied. Women who used to come to get vaalima makeover after their barat day, had those marks all over their neck and they still were talking so confidently 😭😭 NEVER AGAIN 🙏🏻
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Nutritionists belong in the kitchen Doctors belong in the butcher shops Physiotherapists belong in spas Pharmacists belong in jail Dentists belong in pawn shops Nurses belong in hell
HR instructed us to use the common House Officers’ Room, but the MBBS house officers gave us weird looks and asked us not to sit there, acting as if they were superior to us simply because they belong to MBBS. Such an unnecessary superiority complex and unprofessional attitude.
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Desi Karen doesn’t like polio workers knocking on her door. She slams it in their faces while they’re just trying to do their job in one of the last two countries in the world where polio still exists (the other being Afghanistan). More than 200 polio health workers and the policemen escorting them have been killed in attacks. Most get around 10–12k for the entire area round, roughly 1,500 for a full day of door-to-door work for the polio worker, with no extra allowance for the police or Levies escorting them
ek tou ye polio wale aye din aajate hain. I’m so exhausted from telling them there are no kids in our house & then she has the nerve to ask 'sarbarah ka naam bata dein' & i js said 'Abu Bakar' and slammed the door right in their face ainda nhi ayenge ab inshallah 😭😭😭
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Ab awaz na aye kissi ki basss…..
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