old acct susepended at 69,420mm (this is brack obama, barack oabama is me). orpah winfrey show,stan acct. smarr guy also toufh. #1 inch warrior. comedic wizard.
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learning about kudzu and the preposterous immensity of its root system and this shit is terrifying to me
i’m a weekly contestant on the hit gameshow ‘Do I Really Want to K*** Myself, or Is It Just 2:30am and I Forgot To Eat Today (Yesterday?)’
this regular people season of The Traitors might be the dumbest group of faithfuls i’ve ever seen in my entire life (besides my King Victor) but like seriously these people are all so dumb how do they breathe and chew bubble gum at the same time they should be ashamed to exist
after walking around on it all day i’ve officially decided my knee ligaments are not torn and i will NOT be seeing a doctor about this. thank you for your attention to my medical decree. please note no further second opinions will be accepted at this time
waka fawksa flame retweeted
Coworker was trying to lunch shame for eating early. Girl, you are a slave to an abstract construct and I want tasty nibbles stfu
ADHD in corporate america needs to be abolished. i read this guy’s ping at 7am yesterday and said “too early to respond, will do during work hours” which i promptly forgot until like 4 hours later when i go to respond but he is in meeting so i go “ok not that important will respo
nd when he’s off a meeting” and now it is 4:37am and i’m thinking about this instead of sleeping and still havent responded to his stupid ping
how many more hours until everybody else is awake i’m hoping like 3-4 but willing to bank on 5 to be safe
woke up in underwear (good) but also my socks (bad, Bad. so vERY BAD! BAD!!!!! NO GOOD!!!! TERRIBLE AND AWFUL)