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derpywatch

@durpeehooves

19 support main console player Blasian I'm a simple man I see derpy hooves I retweet

Joined June 2025
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I'm genuinely at a loss for words
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darcy❌@fuyumeowra17h
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Pigboy!
@realPigboy18h
Dear ICE, I am an illegal alien who voted 37x so far today. My name is Alec Dawson and my colleagues at the Overwatch balance team have done the same Come and get us
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@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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just jack@imjust_jack06Nov 3
Americans watching the election vote counts on the news instead of grinding for the fortnite pirate token
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𝐸𝐵@___eb__19h
Still gonna need that 8k you promised us, washed up orange nigger @realDonaldTrump
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🐹@wreckyballsNov 3
You can't slingshot anymore. So I guess this was fine for 2 and a half years (when they added retract in S10) but only now, when every hero is over tuned and busted, is it a problem. Lol
🐹 (@wreckyballs) profile picture🐹@wreckyballsNov 3
I really hope this doesn't refer to being able to slingshot yourself
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yuzer@tomoyasakagamiiNov 3
Dudes be ugly af using their phone
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‏ִ@oscarinnooNov 3
Just reported my teammate for walking passed an unlooted chest
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🐱@LegHvmperNov 3
WHAT WAS WORSE
THIS OVERWATCH PATCH9/11
78%THIS OVERWATCH PATCH
22%9/11
11,870 votes • Final results
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az45 • s7th@touhou_niggaNov 3
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j u n o ミ ☆@venpawsNov 3
OH MY GOD BRUH
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Ew virgin 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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re-@SrjirayNov 2
DOOMFIST HERE
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Vin🐣@vinsalithNov 2
PLOP (@seegcholover) profile picturePLOP@seegcholoverNov 1
Replying to @seegcholover
If a korean did blackface for halloween yall would be roasting us for being the most vile racists on earth
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chris⭐@aanvoleNov 2
deltarune if it was good
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chris⭐ (@aanvole) profile picturechris⭐@aanvoleNov 2
yall can for real block me for this next drawing like id understand
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Im gonna start jerking off to ai fruit videos on instagram bro i dont even care anymore
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My boss stopped relying on AI and wants me to design a poster for the company since I draw there a lot
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Chest@Rat_Plague_Nov 2
“Friend” is on the Roblox event instead of getting our damn Pirate Shop Token
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pawsome@pawsomeOW_Nov 2
NNN: *starts* Nobody: Literally nobody: me: Jerks my penice and ejalates a somewhat large amount
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Kiss Marry Kill
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rainbowdash@rainbowwnezOct 31
playing football
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