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playing the switch has never been this hard.

uhh . . if we taste like the same thing people will think we’re dating or something. then we’ll never get laid!

NO !

don’t know.

i taste like . . man !

don’t say it like that! i’m tasty.

well your fingers probably doesn’t taste like them anymore, i licked them.

( lifting his shirt, star shaped birthmark right over his bellybutton being shown off. ) seee!

your fingers taste like . . ( grabbing his wrist and lifting it, tongue sliding across the tip of the other’s index finger. ) kitkats.

i can show you the birthmark on my tummy.

( looking down at them, gently sucking on them. )

it’s me, ollie, i swear . .

( moving his lips to make it seem like he was talking. great way to distract him from the question. )

dude, did you see the new spider-man movie? it was super cool right?!

( he did, but he felt like saying it would make ollie upset. ) yeah, but you never asked me have i fucked one before.

that’s a random thing to ask.

figured he would too.. i mean there’s a little patch there, just nothing serious.