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Dave Schwab

@dwschwab

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 Awestome, TX
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Joined June 2009
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Michael Schwab
@michaelschwab1314h
Why is it that Dr Pepper tastes better in Whataburger cups?
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Mariachi band to celebrate @GinaHinojosaTX in front of her new home the Texas Governor’s Mansion
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Andrew Rosas@MrAndrewRosasNov 5
Breaking: Hinojosa pledges to turn the Mothership back into the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz with paper order slips and the 2016 menu
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I've always thought Mississippi kinda looks like Carl from the Simpsons
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This is former USN Admiral Eileen Laubacher, I say former because in his purge of senior military ( mostly female) Hegseth fired her. Yesterday she beat Lauren Boebert in the election and is now in the congress. She will be on the select committee to interrogate him
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play nothing (@MajorTomHeuchan) profile picture
play nothing@MajorTomHeuchanNov 5
Holy shit, Johnny Blue Skies really changed America.
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Dyylas@DylanDyylasNov 4
republicans are all like pray for our country, kids are about to get free school lunches
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M1das
@M1das_OW2Nov 4
it’s elon mosque now
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David Smith@SmithInAmericaNov 4
Spotted in the Texas Capitol:
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lil piss baby@11kmrnNov 4
baby boom coming in 9 months
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharNov 4
Coping with loss by focusing on home renovations and interior design… truly our gayest president
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 4
Trump giving a speech on ummm the ballroom??????
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Texas' new attorney general Nathan Johnson has revealed that he composed the score for 67 episodes of ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ as well as 5 of the Dragon Ball movies. (Source: variety.com/2026/artisans/ne…)
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April@ReignOfAprilNov 4
When I come across anyone in a bad mood today:
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Cig After Sio@PakingPengwinNov 4
Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
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@BuzzingPopNov 4
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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shut up, josh
@ChiefJosheolaNov 4
James Talarico, a Democrat, is quoting Scripture in his victory speech, and the crowd is cheering. Democrats don’t hate religion. We hate watching people weaponize it. Faith isn't the problem. Using God as a weapon against your neighbors is.
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Arnab Datta
@ArnabDatta321Nov 4
Me and my homies watching returns
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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywoodNov 4
My takeaway is that America doesn’t understand how great the ballroom will be, and the helipad for that matter
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After tonight, John Fetterman should just go back to his old job carrying Krang around in his stomach.
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